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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM »
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Attacks Pach with a Choopa and cuts him to pecies*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2007, 09:34:45 PM »
*Taco dusts off a copy of Quake and explodes Bara with the BFG10K*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2007, 09:40:46 PM »
*comes back with more Boyz*

Come on Boyz, deres some 'umies to kill!

*rushes taco and kills him in a sea of green bodies*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2007, 09:42:48 PM »
*Taco throws on a kermit the frog suit* Dat's hem ovur thar! *Taco points at Bara* Giz hem, hez in a dusgize!

*The orcs kill Bara*
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"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2007, 09:46:15 PM »
*comes back*

Damn Orks, i iz da boss, and i say dat hiz da bad guy! kill dat 'umie!

*shoots a bunch of orks for good measure*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2007, 10:05:50 PM »
*obliterates Bara and the ork armies with a nuclear bomb*

*walks over to the crown which has miraculously survived the explosion*

Yoink!
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2007, 10:08:20 PM »
*Attacks Larry with Baras bad spelling
"Take that"
Takes the the crown from Larry while he is trying to keep his brain from bleeding trough his ears.
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »
*thwaps Pach on the head with a black pudding, takes the crown from his unconscious form, then tosses him into a tank full of piranhas*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2007, 10:29:37 PM »
*walks in through the front door and lbegins throwing firecrackers everywhere*

Burn baby burn, disco inferno.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »
*Taco uses black magic to throw Fireballs at Bara*

Goodness, gracious great balls of fire!

*Taco picks up the crown, dusts off the ash and duct tapes it to his head*

38 seconds, shortest reign ever. Congrats Bara
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #55 on: November 07, 2007, 10:32:19 PM »
"Hmm piranhas, yummy"
Take as club and hits Taco over the head. Then scalps him for the crown.
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
but they do not stop where you please"

Machiavelli

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #56 on: November 07, 2007, 10:33:49 PM »
*Taco hid a poison pin in the crown, he waits till Pach passes out then takes the crown (and his scalp) back*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2007, 10:44:57 PM »
*calls forth the wrath of the Gods of Geekalorn to strike Taco down*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2007, 11:17:29 PM »
Yey! Geekalorn!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2007, 11:42:21 PM »
*Taco groin shots the Gods of Geekalorn*

http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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