king of the hill

[Larry]

*tries and fails to dig up the treasure, then looks at his ghostly arms*

Ah, we're going to need somebody living to dig this up for us.

[Bara]

OR, we could hire cheap labor from the deep south.

[Larry]

Great. You go and find labourers, I'll keep an eye on the treasure.

[Bara]

and that is why that army invented the internt

*makes a job posting*

Alright, the workers should be here soon.

[Larry]

Good, good.

So...

...

Wanna play eye spy?

[Bara]

I spy something...black.

[Tacolicious]

Your eye! *Taco punches Bara in the eye*

[Pachamama]

"You people haven't been ghost's for long eh.

*Unearths the treasure by using his telekinetic powers.*

"I am a poltergeist. How do you think I move things around? By hiring foreign labour?"

[Larry]

So, what do you have to do to become a poltergeist? Are there forms to fill out and stuff?

[Pachamama]

You apply to the Ghost academy. Takes a year of training.
It's mostly mental so you have to study a lot. You get to do a written and practical test at the end.

[Bara]

me no speak english. me speak baranese.

[Larry]

So, Pach, you gonna share out the treasure then?

[Pachamama]

Sure. we are 4 people so everyone should get 25%.
But I will get 5% more than you because I pulled it free.
So each of you will get 23.3 percent.

So what you gonna do with your share.

[Larry]

Hey, I discovered it. I demand an extra three percent!

Anyhow, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my share. I figure it's pretty difficult for ghosts to actually buy stuff. Maybe I'll just hoard it.

[Pachamama]

Okay. I get 30% and you get 28% and the other two get 21% each.

Well I am going to Scotland.
Gonna buy me a nice old castle and have my own place to spook.
maybe I will invite you guys and we can play havoc.