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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2007, 06:44:02 PM »
*presses a button to make a trapdoor open underneath Taco, dropping him into a pit of spikes*

You know, having a new ruler every five minutes can't be good for the kingdom's economy and whatnot.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2007, 08:28:29 PM »
Yeah.....

*Throws larry into the pit of spikes with taco*

I quess im king.
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2007, 08:36:52 PM »
*as Larry is falling, he presses another button to summon his personal helicopter, which lifts him out of the pit before he hits the spikes. The helicopter then flies at Bara, slicing him up in the blades*

I'm the only king around here!
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2007, 08:45:17 PM »
*Walks through the heliocopters cockpit door, kills the poilt, then larry*

Im king of the skys!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2007, 08:58:03 PM »
Damn you! That poilt was the only friend I had!

*activates the helicopter's self-destruct sequence, killing Bara*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2007, 09:43:31 PM »
*Parachutes down, landing on larry*

I win!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2007, 11:23:27 PM »
*Taco kicks Bara in the groin*

Quick. Simple. Effective. That's why I'm the king *Taco kicks Bara in the gut while he's down for good measure*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2007, 12:22:31 AM »
Ow.....
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2007, 04:24:09 AM »
*Taco wipes off his steel toed boots and gets back to kicking Bara*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2007, 09:11:21 AM »
*gruesomely axeaxeinates Taco and claims the crown*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2007, 06:35:35 PM »
Turns Larry to ashes with a flamethrower.
"May as well join the violence. So now I am king for as long as I live. Probably the next 5 minutes, Sigh"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2007, 08:08:02 PM »
*Summons a Giant squid to devour Pach*

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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2007, 08:17:11 PM »
Wow I lasted 1h 43 min.
Drops and asteroid on Taco. "Yuckk, slime" Does anybody keep track of the weapons already used???
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2007, 08:35:30 PM »
*Shoots Pach with a uber leet chainsaw crossbow*

You know, this is messey stuff when i use this....i like it.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2007, 08:58:25 PM »
*in honor of Baras hobby pulls out and lets loose with a Stormbolter*
"Hey...That's Cooool" ;D
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