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Author Topic: king of the hill  (Read 32409 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #210 on: November 24, 2007, 03:58:11 PM »
*Taco delivers an atomic groin kick to all and takes the crown*

Now I know how it feels to make grape jelly....
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #211 on: November 24, 2007, 07:47:26 PM »
Ha ha! Im like super man! it doesnt affect me!

(Think about it)
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #212 on: November 25, 2007, 04:47:21 AM »
Paper planes? Damn they are going to bomb the shit out of us.
Prepare rubber band powered AA guns.
*Shoots down Baras paper planes and makes more crowns to confuse everyone*
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And they may take it away as well.


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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #213 on: November 25, 2007, 02:50:17 PM »
NOOOOOOO!!!!

*luanhes paper man armys to the Kingdom of opach, while forfiys his City-State of Bara with rubber band machine guns*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #214 on: November 25, 2007, 07:34:19 PM »
High powered rubber band cannons are used to bombard the City-State of Bara with English dictionaries.
*That will give them something to think about"
*Uses a can of hair spray and a lighter to reduce the paper army to ashes*
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #215 on: November 25, 2007, 07:36:40 PM »
*walks a white flag*

Stop the bombarbent! we are willing to have peace treatys!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #216 on: November 25, 2007, 08:09:35 PM »
"Accepted. What are you proposing?"
*Stops the bombardment*
"Now people let's not be gruel and give them a chance."
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


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"War`s  begin where you will
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #217 on: November 25, 2007, 08:12:56 PM »
i say, i will make paper hordes for you, and then you go conquer other kingdoms. Is that fair?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #218 on: November 25, 2007, 08:19:58 PM »
"Agreed but use flame resistant paper.
Together we will conquer the world MUHAHAHAHA"
*Slaps Bara on the back*
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #219 on: November 25, 2007, 08:22:10 PM »
Mu ha ha, Ow....

*begans to make the paper, fire restinet horde agian*

Wait, what about crumbling?
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #220 on: November 26, 2007, 01:49:37 PM »
Hmmm, teamwork. A novel idea.

*while Bara and Pach are distracted, Larry flies over and drops napalm on them*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #221 on: November 26, 2007, 05:58:05 PM »
*Unfolds his Napalm-resistant umbrella big enough to cover them both*
"Well the weather report didn't say anything about hot weather."
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
but they do not stop where you please"

Machiavelli

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #222 on: November 26, 2007, 06:43:06 PM »
*During all the commotion Taco sneaks up to the unguarded crown disguised as a shrub, steals it and sneaks away undetected*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #223 on: November 26, 2007, 06:50:02 PM »
*Makes another crown (There are already two so this will be the third) and hands it to Bara*
"Here now you can be king of your own kingdom and we will split the world up between us after we conquered it."
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
but they do not stop where you please"

Machiavelli

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #224 on: November 26, 2007, 07:56:42 PM »
*Taco, using the secrets passed down to him by the high elves makes one crown to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party