king of the hill

[Tacolicious]

*Taco take the crown by virtue of superior humanity*

[Larry]

*takes the crown by virtue of being the guy with a suitcase full of grenades*

[Tacolicious]

*Walks a mile away by virtue of being the guy with the pins to those grenades, waits a few moments then catches the still smoking crown*

[Larry]

Wow, you walk fast.

*crawls out of the smoking crater and shoots Taco in the face with a sniper rifle*

[Tacolicious]

*Taco uses his ninja skills, when Larry comes to check out the kill and grab the crown he discovers a log with a bullet hole in it right before a kunai dagger enters his skull*

[Larry]

*ducks at the last second, knocks the dagger out of Taco's hands, and somersaults over him*

You just made the mistake of trying to out-ninja the master.

*delivers a flying kick to Taco, accompanied by a deadly judo chop to the neck*

I'll take that crown now, thank you.

[Tacolicious]

*Larry realizes after the smoke clear that he's hit a sack of grain with a  "" face painted on it. The bag of grain flys open revealing a lit bomb which blows up in Larry's face*

[Larry]

*waits until the bomb has exploded, then deactivates his personal force field*

*quickly builds an indestructable robot and sends it off to find Taco*

[Magial]

Its the crown indestructible? anyway:

*sends a nuke that kills everyone*
*catch crown in middle air*


That has weird... i has just seeing my mom flying... anyway
IM DA KING!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco throws Magial into a portal full of peasants and peons who are pissed at former rulers and claims the cron for himself*

[Larry]

*Larry leaves Taco playing with the cron, and sneaks away with the crown*

[Bara]

what the hell is a cron?

[Larry]

I have no idea, but Taco was pretty eager to claim it.

*throws Bara into a vat of marmalade and flees*

[Bara]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Larry]

Yes.

*hides with the crown in his secret underground bunker*