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Offline brokencaveboy

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king of the hill
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:04:42 PM »
so zif youve go thtis

anyway the way u play is some says there king

eg: IM KING MWAHAHAHAHA

then some1 will come and kill them or ghet them off the hill by going

eg I SHHOT u with my electro magnetic gun
     i decleare myself king

then some1 else then would come and take the hill off that person and so on





broken caveboy = king
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 05:55:25 PM »
*Taco puts a voodoo curse on Broken Caveboy sending his soul to the afterlife to be a string on a demons banjo*

All hail King Taco!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 08:26:54 PM »
*summons the mighty Bahamut to swoop down upon Taco from on high and claw out his heart*

I r teh kingzor!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 10:44:31 PM »
*Taco summons knights of the round with a quad cast and double cast gem equipped*

Back to my reign I suppose
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 11:07:31 PM »
*travels to the past and kills Taco's grandparents*

At last, the crown is back with its rightful owner.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 01:49:56 AM »
*Larry is killed 15 years in the past because at some point Taco saved his life and by removing Taco from the timeline Larry has killed himself meaning Larry could never go back meaning Taco reappears making him the king once more*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 01:42:12 PM »
*An alternate version of Larry appears from another universe where he never went back in time, and travels 15 years into the past to remove Larry from danger so Taco never needed to save him, thus bringing the original Larry back into existence. Both Larrys then travel back in time and ensure that Taco's grandparents aren't killed, restoring the original timeline. The Larrys then return to the present and destroy the time machine, and Alternate Larry heads back to his own universe.*

*shoots Taco in the head*

A king am I.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 05:28:04 PM »
*Before the time machine was destoryed Taco took the liberty of heading a few centuries into the future. After buying a sports almanac with which to place a few smart bets, Taco bought some medic nanites which began to heal Taco once he was shot*

*Taco gets back up and brains Larry with a rock*

All hail king Taco
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 05:56:14 PM »
*After allowing the nanites to heal him, Larry buries Taco upside-down in the ground*

Kneel before your new king!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 07:06:36 PM »
*Taco reveals that this game is being held in Australia, where his being upside down makes him upside right in actuality*

*Taco throws Larry through a portal and hot glues the crown to his head so that he can not be decrowned again*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2007, 09:17:49 PM »
*fires a poison dart at Taco - killing him instantly - and then scalps him*

*wears the scalp on his head, with the crown firmly attached*

I'm the only king around here.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2007, 09:45:57 PM »
*shoots laary with a chainsaw crossbow*

This is my kingdom now.
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Offline brokencaveboy

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 09:54:15 PM »
smahes head with bottle kills him instently

brokencaveboy=king
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 10:00:40 PM »
*Walks in through the door and blasts caveboy with shotgun*

I winz!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2007, 10:15:31 PM »
*judo-chops Bara right in the glavicus*

The kinghood is mine!
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