Just play!

[Larry]

After much negotiation, the trio managed to hire Chuck Norris, who:

- punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard
- crushed the monster's head in between his thighs
- baffled the monster by counting to infinity twice

[Kia Nation]

Chuck Norris punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard. The monster

-died
-ran away
-was actually Chuck Norris himself

[Bara]

was Chuck Norris. The trio...

-ran like hell
-started shooting at it with all the guns hidden with RW
-pee-ed there pants

[Kia Nation]

...ran like hell. Unfortunately,

-hell can't run
-hell runs backwards
-I can't think up of any other option

[Bara]

hell cant run. So, they

-peeed there pants
- sat down and talked about themselves

[Chairman Steve]

They were thirsty, so they....
-Drank some delicious Kool Aid.
-Drank some refreshing Kool Aid.

[Bara]

They all drank delicious and refreshing Kool Aid. Then

- they became Pirates
- became ninjas

[Kia Nation]

they became ninjas. However,

-the only ninja costumes the store had were pink
-they had no ninja skills
-the Kool Aid Man was a pirate. Pirates > Ninjas

[Bara]

they had ninja skills, and RW was a

-pirate

[Kia Nation]

RW was a ninja However, a rock suddenly

-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's

[Bara]

pirate.

[Pepe]

RW was a ninja However, a rock suddenly

-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's

Turned blue, so Chuck Norris ran away because he:
-is afraid of blue rocks.
-saw a hot girl down the block.
-heard Superman was in town.

[Miller18]

He heard that Superman was in town

-Because he wanted to kick his butt.
-get his autograph

[Kia Nation]

...get his autograph. Kia Nation

-goes with him
-takes Superman hostages
-eats pizza
-OH YEAH!