Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Rozaria on May 12, 2007, 01:07:16 AM
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Its like this a person gives a story line(that starter would NOT be me HEH) and then gives 1 or more options for the next person....GOOD LUCK!
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The Ducks discovered how to make fire in 2015 leading to the first tribes of "stone age" ducks on small islands in the great lakes.
Will they:
-Evolve into a peaceful society
-Be wiped out by humans
-Advance unknown to humans
-Quack their ethnic quacks
You decide!
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-Be wiped out by humans
They fought with all their ducky might but they just could not win; the humans forces were just too strong.
-Start a magic school
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-(The invisible option since one choice isn't exactly an option so much as a choice dictatorship)
A lone duck looked over the burnt remains of his hometown. "I swear revenge on all humans and will wipe them out by..."
-by setting fire to their mail boxes
-by disguising myself as human and become president
-by releasing a sequel to Howard the Duck
-Groin kicks and plenty of them
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-the invisible option because i love magic.....
The Ducky Magic school was started in 3 AH(After Humans governed over the ickle duckies) and Howard Duckford was founder and headmaster of the school and head of house of...
Loveindor
Kardclaw
Firepuff
Haterin
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Firepuff who always smoked two joints before he smoked two joints right before smoking two more he then cast a spell to remove the invisble option and to quickly abolished the magic school since he...
-wanted all the magic for himself
-was too stoned to bother
-realized he couldn't sleep with his students.. so no school means no students and damn those uniforms are hot
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The Kitty quickly leaped up to Firepuff and did the death spell to him and saved the school and made the uniforms hotter and teachers can sleep with students...HEH!
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Ok, first, please play by the rules YOU posted in this thread... You've ignored all the options given, and have twice now forgotten to add options. Second, you can't god mod away what has already been done. If you wanted a magic school you should have just started the story line instead of leaving it open to the next poster (i.e. Me)
The school got shut down after 38 students got pregnant within the first week the school was open (5 of which were male students... damn magic) and was never allowed to reopen... EVER! Firepuff's final act before commiting suicide was to restored the last relevant post so that the game could be played properly within the rule set posted
*poof*
*bang*
-(The invisible option since one choice isn't exactly an option so much as a choice dictatorship)
A lone duck looked over the burnt remains of his hometown. "I swear revenge on all humans and will wipe them out by..."
-by setting fire to their mail boxes
-by disguising myself as human and become president
-by releasing a sequel to Howard the Duck
-Groin kicks and plenty of them
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-by setting fire to their mail boxes, which resulted in mailmen everywhere going "postal". thus the human race was nearly wiped out except for a few lone rebels travelling this new post apocalyptic land. the needed a new way of life quickly....
...they settled down and became peaceful farmers.
...they scavenged off the remains of the once thriving human civilization.
...they set up a world very much like that of mad max.
... they set up a feudal system where the weak grew food and scavenged for the heavily armed beautiful leaders.
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Tired of war and suffering, they settled down to become peaceful farmers. They lived relatively happily, until one day their crops were ruined by...
-a flood
-an asteroid
-mutant rat-flies
-drought
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A flood which devastated all crops except for the cranberries, the farmers decided to..
-Make cranberry loaf
-Return to the ways of war and attack the farmers two towns over
-Cry
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Ever optimistic, they made a bunch of cranberry loaf and...
-ate it all
-shared it with neighbouring farms
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the farmers returned to the ways of war and using the technology left over from previous civilization made war on the other farming communities , eventualy becoming full time raiders. now they needed a new base of operation they chose the...
...mountain that hid an old nuclear bomb shelter.
...redwood forest where they could have cool tree forts.
...island just off the coast where they decided to be pirates.
...new york city because it has everything.
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They ate it all and realised winter was two weeks away and now they had no food so they
-Decided to try and find an old bomb shelter with lots of food and warm places to stay
-Make jokes bout their horrible fate being "Crantastic" in thier final days
-Resorted to cannibalism
Sorry PUR, but Larry bea you to the punch and I beat you to the next punch
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The farmers were eventually forced into cannibalism. They decided who'd be killed first by...
-Drawing straws
-Flipping a coin
-Rolling dice
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they decided rolling dice to be the most fair but when the toughest guy was picked first it all turned into anarchy. as they were fighting the stumbled across...
-a large amount of food they had forgotten about.
-a race of violent mutants.
-another group of humans.
-an underground city.
-nothing, but suddenly greg woke up to realize it was a bad dream.
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As they rolled across the floor fighting, they suddenly toppled down an unnoticed hole and found themselves in an underground city. They began to look for...
-signs of civilisation
-food
-shelter
-something to kill
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with all their pent up rage they started searching for something to kill. they lurked about the city and found it to be...
-filled with life and people, the civilization had actualy done quite well selling glowing fungus.
-falling a apart rapidly
-inhabited by a race of intelligent hampsters (hamtaro anyone?)
-covered in graffiti
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They find that the city is filled with life and people, who...
-welcome them to their city
-try to kill them
-sell them fungus
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the people sold them glowing fungus. it turned out it was edible which was great. however it also...
-gave them superpowers.
-gave them diarea
-was a hallucinogen.
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They found out that the fungus was glowing because it was radioactive and would grant them superpowers. They all ate some and gained...
-super strength
-super speed
-the ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures
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They gained the ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures which had never done them any good in the mountains, but...
-from time to time trout would stop by to visit
-they moved to the ocean to use their new powers
-they ate fungus of a slightly different colour hoping for a better superpower
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They tried some different fungus, and this time gained the ability to...
-Fly
-Turn invisible
-Spin web
-Hypnotise others
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They started to spin webs and...
-Became master weavers
-took control of the superpower fungus cave
-never quite got over that "ick" feeling of touching spider webs
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they became master weavers, in fact their weaving was so good...
-the cave people made them lunch.
-they would only sleep in hamocks they spun themselves.
-other tribes attacked them out of spite.
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They would only sleep in the comfortable hammocks they spun themselves spurning all other beds causing...
-Bed owners to feel snubbed
-A lot of injuries from falling out of the hammocks
-The hammock to replace the bed throughout the world
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They sustained a lot of injuries from falling out of the hammocks, which...
-drained their powers
-made them impervious to pain
-hurt a lot
-forced them to switch to normal beds
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which hurt alot, so they decided...
-to make wider hammocks
-to make ground cushions
-to go to the moon where there's less gravity so falling won't hurt so bad
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They naturally decided to go to the moon, by...
-space rocket
-giant moth
-hot air balloon
-magic
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They decided to get to the moon on a Giant Moth and someone asked "Where do we find a Giant Moth?", "It's simple we...
-get a giant candle"
-put out some moth food"
-use some Jedi powers"
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Luckily, one of them was friends with the local candle maker, who promised to make them a giant candle if they...
-paid him his weight in chopsticks
-found the golden monkey before sunset
-brought the Green Goblin to justice
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They had to find the golden monkey before sunset, which it self was no problem, catching it was that monkey was a quick little guy. They needed a plan to catch it so they
-Just used their spider powers
-Enticed it with the glowing fungus
-Shot it with a musket
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So they shot it with a musket, which...
-enraged the monkey
-killed the monkey
-scared the monkey into the wild
-tamed the monkey... somehow
-boomeranged back to kit the shooter
-ripped a hole in the fabric of space-time
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Which ripped a hole in space-time and they suddenly found themselves on the island in the great lakes with the ducks and a chance to stop them from being destroyed. So they:
-Tried to stop the coming doom, with their webs
-Tried to stop the coming doom, with their command of fish
-Killed all the ducks, with their webs
-Killed all the ducks, with their command of fish
-Ignored them and tried getting back to the moon again
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They simply entangled all the ducks in webs until they died of starvation and...
-thusly saved the world
-created an even worse future
-had ice-cream
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And thus made a horrible future in which none had ice cream, so they...
-made do with the horrible new ice-creamless world
-drank their sorrows away
-set a lot of fires
-ate the ducks
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After a nice feast of crispy duck, they decided to...
-go back in time and sort things out
-go back in time and steal some ice cream
-kill each other
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They killed each other until only one was left and she...
-became Xena (or is it Zena?)
-cried
-went back to the moss cave to take all the magical powers for herself
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Of course, she sat down and cried pathetically. But then suddenly...
-nothing happened!
-a fairy appeared!
-she was shot!
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She was shot with a tranquilizer dart, when she awoke...
-she was in the desert
-she was in the dessert
-she was in a cage
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She awoke in a cage in the desert, sitting in some dessert. She escaped by...
-sawing through the bars with a hairpin
-using her web powers
-summoning a genie
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She escaped by summoning a genie and wished..
-for a hack saw
-for the key
-for superhuman strength
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Being a sensible sort, she wished for the key, and the genie...
-gave her the key
-gave her some car keys
-placed the key on the ground out of reach
-gave her some key lime pie
-gave her a monkey
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The genie gave her a monkey which was to key to her escape..
-because the monkey let her out
-because the monkey gave her enough to eat until someone showed up to let her out
-because the monkey laughed and ran away
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the monkey let her out, she found herself to be in a camp of...
-brigands
-hampsters
-it was actualy an internat cafe that served only decaf (shudders...)
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the hamsters were ravenous when they saw her out of her cage and they said things like "bad Dog!" and "ickle poppet got out of her cage did she?"
-they turned into her friends
-they killed and crispy fried her body
-they were happy and then mean at her
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they turned into her friends and she realized that the glowing fungus had just made her trip for awhile, now there was still the matter of what to do....
-enslave the people of the caves
-start dealing fungus to children
-take more fungus and hope the pain of life fades away
-sit down and wonder if all of life is just one big trip
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She began selling the fungus to children to fund her...
-Cave people enslavement plan
-Retirement
-Alcohol
-building a hang glider
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Since she was doing all four she would need to sell lots of fungus and eggs and...
-Dark cheese
-smelly socks
-lightening rods
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The lightning rods didn't sell too well, as caves don't get too much lightning, so she...
-ventured back into the outside world
-smashed down most of the cave roof
-invented a weather machine
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... invented a weather machine. But there was not enough power to generate a lightning, so she
- tried to find some power source.
- started selling the machines instead.
- gave up.
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Remembering the old saying "if at first you don't succeed, give up", she decided instead to...
-help the needy
-kill the needy
-become a photographer
-learn to play cricket
-kill herself
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Helping the needy seemed like a more noble thing to do instead and she got a billion dollars saved up so she can help the needy and she...
-kept five hundred million dollars for herself
-Made tacos for the needy
-Gave up and died
-Made babies with the Prime minister of the rich people
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She made tacos for the needy, but her secret plan was..
-to poison the tacos
-to make the needy veggie tacos
-to make the fattened needy into tacos
-to become the Taco Queen
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Her secret plan was to poison the tacos, but it failed because...
-she had no poison
-she had no tacos
-the needy didn't like tacos
-the needy were immune to poison
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The needy sniffed the poisoned tacos and threw them away. They knew her game....
-because she poisoned the tacos right in front of them.
-because they're used to people trying to poison them and are wise to that old ploy.
-because Jesus tipped them off
-because one needy person had a magic ring and warned the others
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"Dammit!" murmured the unnamed protagonist. "That 'Jesus' fellow has foiled my schemes for the last time!" She resolved to hunt down Jesus and...
-kill him to death
-kidnap him
-team up with him
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She would kidnap Jesus and ransom him for...
-A cookie
-One Million,Billion,GUH-JILLION Dollars (His dad has deep pockets)
-the cave peoples obedience
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She decided to ransom him for a million, billion, guh-jillion dollars. She wrote the ransom note and delivered it to God by...
-tattooing it onto a cave person and killing him
-setting it on fire to create a burnt offering
-reading it aloud in the form of a prayer
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She read the note aloud as a prayer, lightning crashed down...
-frying her to a crisp
-dropping the cash
-and God appeared looking pissed
-God fried Jesus killing him and bringing him home
-God just laughed at her and told her to keep him
-A demon raised from the ground
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A sack full of money fell from the sky, and she released Jesus, who promptly ascended into heaven. She then laughed manically and...
-used the money to fund the construction of an evil theme park
-discovered the sack was full of Monopoly money
-bribed her way to becoming Queen
-bought a mansion made of solid gold
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"With this money I'll build the most evil theme park ever" and then she...
-Decided to call it "Evilaugh"
-Decided to call it "Hellferno"
-Decided to call it quits and retire
-Realized no matter how hard she worked at the evil theme park Disney land would still be there...
-Replaced the cotton candy with insulation
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The newly opened Hellferno attracted many thrill-seekers, but enjoyment turned to horror as they discovered...
-most of the rides were partly on fire
-the rollercoasters tracks were unfinished
-the staff was made up of clowns, mutants and monsters
-the chips were all slightly too salty
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the chips were far too salty. All the patrons were thristy..
-but drinks cost $20 each
-there were no drinks
-the drinks were poisoned
-the black knight killed anyone who wanted a drink
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The drinks cost $20 each. And were also poisoned. With her new supply of money, the theme-park manager...
-did the same thing she did every night, and tried to take over the world
-had a sudden change of heart and donated it all to charity
-invested in new, revolutionary technology
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She realized her evil ways needed to change and donated all her money to...
-Puppies for hungry families
-Sending the homeless to prison to give them a home
-Telemarketing scams giving the elderly someone to talk to
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She donated all her money towards imprisoning the homeless. In return for cleaning up the streets, the mayor...
-gave her the key to the city
-kicked her out of the city
-put her in charge of the city's welfare offices
-gave her a pet kangaroo
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Gratefully, the Mayor gave her a pet kangaroo. Now, did she name it...
- Joey
- Lowell
- Francis
- Vasco de Gama
- Holy Roman Emperor Charles V
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She named the kangaroo Lowell and together they...
-fell in love
-became the worlds most fearsome assassins
-Struck it rich in Vegas
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They become a notorious assassin duo, and were living an easy life until one day they were hired to kill...
-the King of the Universe
-Santa Claus
-Superman
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Santa Claus was assassined. There were riots from the kids, which was fuelled by the retail business. They have ugred to kill the assissins by
- guillotine, as in the Reign of Terror
- fire, as witches in the medieval times
- skinning alive, as ancient Chinese serious offenders
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The bloodthirsty kids choose the guillotine and behead the assassins...afterward, they...
Hold the heads in front of the severed bodies and let them see them
Celebrate by resurrecting Santa through satanic little kid ritual
realize that a rusty guillotine doesn't behead very well and die at the hand of the assassins
sulk home and mourn their lost innocence
get sent to their technologically supreme rooms by their idiotic parents
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The kids went home not so innocent, weeks later they were...
-totally insane
-practicing witchcraft
-drinking rum to excess
-pregnant
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They drank so much rum that they...
-died of alcohol poisoning
-turned to a life of piracy
-rioted non-stop for three weeks
-used up the world's entire rum supply
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the kids turned to a life of piracy on..
-the high seas
-the internet
-hallucinogenics
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They turned to a life of piracy on the internet, where they
-start a Digg revolt
-are so incompetent that they actually get caught by the RIAA
-become online legends
-sit around doing nothing, like most internet slackers
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Once they became online legends, they...
...exploited it to score over and over again
...went on to politics
...didn't notice it, really...
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They used the their internet legend status to score...
-with all the ladies
-"1337" points in multi-player FPS's
-deals on eBay
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They scored numerous deals on eBay, but then got banned for trying to sell...
-human organs
-love and happiness
-slaves
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They got banned for trying to sell love and happiness.
Then, love and happiness
-ceased to exist
-caused them to act like hippies
-turned evil and ripped them to shreds
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ceased to exist and everyone was:
-bored
-hate filled
-drunk
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Everyone was bored and:
-Watched the Weather Channel
-Played video games
-Had their "happy time"
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They played video games on:
-NES
-SNES
-N64
-Gameboy
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They played on the N64 but soon got frustrated and:
-turned it off
-threw it out the window
-set it on fire
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threw it out the window where it landed on:
-a republican
-a trampoline
-a cat in a taco suit
-the mayors McGriddle
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Well since they had four N64 they decided to drop it on the republican, a trampoline, a cat in a taco suit, and the Mayors McGriddle.
Afterward they killed:
-The President
-A cat
-Eragon
-ended this retarded gamed by B4NZ0RZ1NG the Creator
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They killed the president and
-were made the new president
-were arrested
-discovered the president was a robot
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As the Presidents they abolished the right to...
- impeach the president
-all the rights
-to kill presidents
-all of the above
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as the prez abolished the right to all the rights, a lone person looked over. He/She/It/Taco/Bara/Trey/Al'/Death.../Emp/Alger/Khab/Everybody got ready to throw
-A dog
-A grenade
-A taco bomb
-A pen
-A egg
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Taco prepped his Taco bomb ready to:
-Fight the powers and become a hero
-Fight the powers and become a villain
-Explode Tacoey goodness everywhere
-Lead the revolution
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taco began to lead the revolution while bara
-joins the revolution
-makes his his revolution
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Bara joins the revolution and:
-Is instantly on the front lines
-Killed when he trips on his untied shoelaces
-Sent to the lab to serve the revolution as a medical experiment... and subsequently is killed while testing a more powerful version of ebola.
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Bara is sent to the frontlines and
-kills a enemy leader
-takes part in a mass attack, yet somehow survies, if now half-insane
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Bara, half insane from the massive attack:
-commits suicide
-commits sepuku
-is locked up in an insane asylum for the rest of his natural life (2 weeks)
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Bara commits Sepuku(did you read the Ninja Burger handbook?) by putting a sword through his heart. While Taco.....
-Eats Delicious Tacos
-Commits Sepuku also
-Starts a School
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Taco starts a school for:
-Sexy cheerleaders
-Tax fraud purposes
-Advanced super villainy
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sexsy cheerleaders. While that is happening, Bara appears by walking through the front door, and
-Shoots taco for sending him in a mass attack
-Forgives Taco
- Somehow or another gets lucky with one of the sexy cheerleaders.
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Bara gets somehow lucky when the sexy cheerleader shoots him down in private instead of doing so in public, Bara:
-cries himself to sleep
-sleeps himself to cry
-gives up on the cheerleaders and starts looking to the football team.
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Bara, who thinks all the choices suck, decides to make his own choices.
-Bara goes back in time and stops the mass attack
-Blows up the planet
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Bara blows up the planet:
-Only to discover Taco and the sexy cheerleaders used the last ship to escape
-"The planet" being the name of his pet grapefruit.
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when bara finally finds out that taco survied he
-goes back in time to the mass attack and deltes the worlds history before that
-kills taco
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As the world is trying to figure out what "deltes" is an what exactly it'd do to it's history Bara:
-Is pummeled to death by the spell checker who is feeling ignored.
-Accidentally "deltes" himself
-Is attacked by the Deltas for spelling their name incorrectly
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After the Deltas attack bara, Bara
-Goes into a blind rage and kills them
-Goes back in time, to the mass attack, to restart history from that point, onward.
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Bara restarts history only to:
-Catch the eye of a nearby Yeti during mating season... and... you know...
-Wind up even worse off then the first run of history
-Be killed again because you can't cheat fate.
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after bara screws up history, the world
-is ruled by taco
-we all turn into mutants, fighting among each other
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The world is ruled by Taco and:
-The earth becomes a fair and equitable place at long last
-A golden age without end is born
-Statues of Taco are raised all over the world and all hail the Taco man
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While the earth May seem fair, Taco is really evil and murders hunderds of Geeks and Nerds. So, the geeks and Nerds
-Start a underground movement
-killTaco
-Goes and blows off a piece of the earth and lives there.
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The geeks and nerds start an underground movement:
-and it is quickly ended because they forgot to add ventilation
-are quickly destroyed by the tactical genius of Taco
-Decide to leave the surface world to Taco and scuttle about underground.
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after dinding that living underground is cooler, they live down there, and the
-Taco and Gernd cultures live side by side
- They break into war
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The Taco and Generd peoples live in peace, 1 million years later:
-The earth is a smoldering ruins
-The Generds have evolved into mole people
-A lone hero stands looking over a world to be changed
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a lone hero looks about, and sees the wrold about to
-be engulfed in a war between the tacoians and the Gernds.
-A tertay that allows the Gernds to come up to the surface for the first time.
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She sees the tertay which brings about the question:
-What the hell's a tertay?
-Why can't Bara spell?
-What does Bara have against the spell checker anyways?
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after asking, bara explains the story
Once upon a time, there was a boy. They boy liked to play video games and Warhammer 40,000. Yet, for a reason he could not spell right. The reason was because he cant look at the screen and type at the same time without having a typo, he must look at his hands. The End
The hero then
-goes WTF?
-Simles and walks away
-throws a rock.
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WTF? It... :
-Highlights the misspelled words all yellow like
-is pretty easy to proof read before you click post
-isn't hard to look at the screen and type. It's called finger memory.
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WTF is easy to proofed read, yet, for some reason bara doesnt spellcheck becasue
-hes too damn lazy
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He's too damn lazy:
-in bed
-and that's why he's covered in moss
-so we have to put him down.
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Taco may have tried to put me down, but bara
-suddenly springs into action and does a fighting move he saw in a videogame
- Runs away and goes hide in a games workshop store
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Bara does a video game fighting move from his favourite game:
-Shaq Fu
(http://www.pinkgodzillagames.com/events/NWCGE2K6%20Vancouver%20077-thumb.jpg)
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after kicking taco ass, Bara
-rides off into the sunset
-laughs at the dead taco
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Rides off into the sunset only to forget the set part and....
-gets burnt
-Gets owned by the fire people
-gets free tacos!
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While it may have seemed that bara was getting owned, instead, bara
-Coxed the fire peolpe to let him be there elader, and they will rule the univerese!
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Gets free Tacos:
-OF DOOM!
-from the bottom of a dumpster
-but the antidote costs extra.
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while getting the tacos OF DOOM!, Bara ntocies
-That they have small zipper one them
-they are ticking
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The Tacos OF DOOM! are ticking because:
-That's just part of the DOOM!
-They're maraca Tacos
-*Ka-boom*
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as the tacos went *ka boom* Vara looked at them and wondering
-well, that's weird. all they saw is ka boom.
-ka-boom, ka-boom. nope, never heard of it
-i wonder if its still safe to it.
-WARHAMMER 40K!
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"I wonder if it's still safe" thought Vara, after all:
-Things didn't work out so well for Cousin Bara
-It wasn't safe earlier to start with so the term still is pointless
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Things didnt work out well for Cousin Bara, so Vara
-went to cousin bara to ask him if it was safe
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Vara asked Bara if it was safe and Bara said:
-Nope, Aunt Nara has gone insane
-Nope, we each have proximity mines in our skulls that are link to each ot.. *BOOM!*
-Nope, safety is an illusion
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As bara and vara explode, Taco
-came in and gave free tacos
-laughed
-Watched in horror as they reformed and blew up agian
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Taco laughed:
-The wholesome laugh of a child at play
-Like the insane super villain that he is
-until milk shot from his nose
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while taco laughed like the insane super villain he is, Bara
-Using the last breath of life, throws a bomb at taco, killing taco
-Gets up and goes to taco bell.
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Bara kills Taco and:
-Taco's wives mourn for 40 days and 40 nights
-Taco's mistresses start an internet blog about how much they love and miss Taco
-Taco's illegitimate children inherit nothing
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While tacos wifes mourn, Bara
-"Goes WTF?"
-Presses pause in the "Taijitu RPG" and goes pee.
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Bara presses pause to go pee:
-and has to change his pants shortly after
-someone unpauses the RPG and steals Bara's gold
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after bara changes his shorts, he unpauses the RPG and
-Revies taco
-walks away from taco
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Bara walks away from Taco:
-And gets an axe in the back
-And gets a bullet in the back (Back to the Future III style)
-And into the Burmese tiger trap
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After bara gets a axe in the back, Bara
-takes it out and kills whoever threw it
-Restarts the game
-Dies
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Bara dies:
-and goes to hell
-is trapped in hell
-is sent to hell
-HELL!
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bara is sent to hell and
-is kicked out becasue they dont allow geeks in there
-is too annoying
(;D)
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Bara is too annoying:
-So they send him a little deeper into hell
-They decide to recruit him into the demon army
-They cut out his tounge
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After Bara gets his tongue removed they realize :
-that it solved nothing
-he still has arms and legs
-it made it worst
-
They realized it solved nothing:
-So they locked him in a steamer trunk and threw him in a lake
-So they just kept cutting things off until he was fixed
-So they sent him to Iraq
-
after being sent to Iraq, bara
-walks around.
-
After walking around Bara :
-Steps on a land mine
-Realizes he is actually in Colorado
-Attempts to stop the war with bullets and candy-canes
-
after bara steps on a un set landmine, Bara
-goes off to find somebody,.
-
Bara goes off to find:
-Somebody who likes him and never returns
-Somebody to set his eyeballs on fire
-Somebody to put him out of his misery
-
Bara start looking for somebody to set his eyeballs on fire so she searched in:
-Green City
-Blue City
-Red City
-Pause and goes eat the dinner.
-
Miss Bara searched in Red city and:
-Bingo! Eyes a blazin'
-Saw the cutest little dress that she just had to have
-Cried because somehow she became little miss Bara
-
Bara start looking for somebody to set his eyeballs on fire so she searched in:
-Green City
-Blue City
-Red City
-Pause and goes eat the dinner.
uhhhhh...yeah, im a guy.
-
Miss Bara saw the cutest little dress she must have and:
-It made her look fat
-It made her look really fat
-It made her look REALLY fat
-
Miss Bara looked REALLY fat and:
-Burned it
-Eated it
-Changed sex
-Didn't care
-
Bara went back to being a guy and
-killed Magial
-
Bara killed Magial:
-and was slapped for not putting more then one option :trout:
-and was cursed with an irreversible sex change making her miss Bara again
-but Bara was killed in the process
-
After bara was killed he was
-sent to hell
-hell refused to let him in
-was sent to somewhere else
-
Bara was sent to somewhere else, somewhere else was:
-The bottom of the ocean
-The closet
-Larry's house
-
in Larrys house, where larry
_was shocked to see him
-in the middle of having sex with his dog'
-playing vdieo games
-
Larry was playing video games:
-About dog sex
-About looting and zombies
-About chess
-
about Looting and Zombies and bara
-Sat down and played with him being the second player
-killed Taco
-
Bara killed Taco and:
-Taco went to hell to command the demon armies with the golden PSP
-Taco became an elder god
-Bara went to jail.
-
Bara was sent to jail, but released soon after becasue he killed taco and did the world a favor. Bara then
-Went to larrys house to play Video Games
-
Bara played video games at Larrys:
-until Zombie Taco smashed down the door
-until the Ghost of Taco appeared with a warning of doom
-until Larry poisoned Bara
-
Larry, having apparently been dragged into this thread, poisons Bara and:
-steals all his money
-sells his organs
-dumps his body in the river
-all of the above
-
Larry does all the above, he sells to organs to:
-McDonald's
-The Black Market
-A voodoo priestess
-
Larry sells the organs to McDonald's in exchange for:
-a big wad of cash
-a free burger
-a year's supply of ketchup sachets
-
Larry gets a year supply of ketchup packets, which totals to:
-5 packets ('Chup noob useage levels)
-50 packets (Friend of 'Chup)
-500 packets ('Chup fiend)
-5000 packets (All hail the holy 'Chup)
-50000 packets (Your heart ceased to beat 500 packets back but you're still going strong)
-500000 packets (A small tomato farm runs 24/7 to keep you in 'Chup)
-
By my calculations, 2920 packets would keep me happy for a year, so...
Larry accepts 5000 packets, and gives the surplus ketchup to:
-orphans
-mutants
-third world countries
-the 'fake blood' industry
-
The muntants prasie larry and
-follow him hwerever he goes, forming a bunch of bodygaurds for him.
-floww him around. then steal his stuff
-sing and dance
-
The mutant "floww" Larry around and steal his stuff:
-To use in strange mutant rituals
-To sell for more 'chup packets
-to try and look cool.
-
The mutants perform strange rituals to:
-summon demons
-gain immortality
-answer life's great questions
-order a pizza
-
The mutant rituals summon a pizza:
-from their dark lord
-from the pizza place down the street
-from the pizza palace down the street
-from their skulls
-
The dark lord arrives with their pizza, but as he is evil, he:
-curses the pizza to doom anyone who eats it
-fills it with razor-blades and nails
-puts extra pineapple on it
-
He puts extra pineapple on it:
-but no ham
-but it backfires when it's discovered that only mutants like pineapple on pizza
-and extra poison in the crust
-
The mutants happily enjoy the pineapple pizza, and the dark lord:
-becomes enraged and sends them all to hell
-demands they pay him a 15% tip for his services
-asks for a couple of slices
-leaves for his next delivery job
-
The dark lord went back to his deliveries, next stop:
-A bagel for a dragon
-A sandwich for Queen Elizabeth II
-A punch in the face for GW Bush
-
He arrives at the dragon's cave with a freshly cooked bagel, but:
-the dragon isn't home
-the dragon is engaged in an epic battle with a heroic knight
-the dragon is just a hobo in disguise
-
while the dragon is in some fight, the Dark Lord
-throws the bagel there way
-joins the fight
-floows
-
The dark lord joins in the battle:
-helping the dragon
-helping the knight
-beating up on both of them
-
after killed them both, the Dark Lord
-sits down to play some Halo 3
-Goes home and plays WoW(Dude,i advanced to lever 33 on my drawf hunter!)
-
(Dude, I don't know how you hunt dwarves with levers, but the whole business sounds pretty immoral to me.)
The dark lord goes home to play WoW, and:
-is immediately killed by a gang of noobs
-complains to the creators about the misrepresentation of evil characters
-gets bored of wasting his life and goes to read a book
-
After the Dark Lord guy is killed by a bunch of noobs, larry
-shuts off the "Dark Lord RPG"
-ressters the Dark Lord RPG
-
Larry shuts off the Dark Lord RPG and:
-goes to the zoo
-watches TV
-frolics in the fields
-has his lunch
-
while larry is frloicing in a MINEfield, Bara
-goes play airsoft
-joins larry
-
Bara joins Larry:
-In that way... wink wink
-and steps on a mine
-and they're both decimated by noobs
-
as bara steps on a mine,he shouts
-"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
-"CRAPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
-"Its Hammertime!"
-
Dear Barakin,
You may not play this game due to:
Lack of grammar and it annoys me so.
Sincerely,
The Council member overseeing this thread,
Loki Manse
-
umm...this threads
DEAD
Like a zombie.
(http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/zombie.jpg)
-
And, like a zombie, it is now alive once more!
-
so...i quess a restart?
-
Yeah, I guess. Or we could just claim this thread as a new spamming ground.
-
ill take option 2.
-
Spammity!
-
Huzzah!
-
If you guys spam once more I WILL remove this thread.
-
Spoilsport.
Ok, fine, let's restart this game.
*clears throat*
A guy is sitting in his home when the phone rings. Does he...
-answer the phone
-ignore the phone
-shoot the phone
-leap through the window
-
He answers the phone. Its....
-Harry Potter
-Larry
-His boss
-his girlfriend
-
Can I play?
-
Yes you may, just pick from any the of choices from my previous post. :fight:
-
Its his girlfriend, and boy is she mad. He decides to
-beg for mercy
-plead the 5th
-put down the phone and not listen
-fake the "Honey, you're breaking up, I can't hear you!"
-
He pleads the fifth and then she..
-gets really mad
-is dead
-says you have just won 100 million tai
-
is dead. the Boyfriend looks puzzled at the phone, and then he...
-Eats himself
-goes to her house
- lights up a joint
-
He heads down to her house to see what the problem is, and finds her lying dead by the phone. He:
- calls 911
- dumps the body in a lake
- steals all her stuff
-
Dumps the body in the lake, while
-Larry is watching
-The Road Warrior is watching
-
The Road Warrior sees the whole thing, and:
- reports it to the police
- dives into the lake to rescue the girl
- gets distracted by a butterfly
- blows something up
-
as expected, he blows something up, but, this time he blew up a
-Tank
-Fort Knox
- the Tavern
-
Ever ambitious, he blew up all of the above. The resulting fireball:
- killed him
- killed everyone within twenty miles
- killed the entire population of America
- was kept under control by some nearby firemen
-
The Fireball killed everyone in 20 miles. The Road Warrior
-Ran out of there
-laughs
- pisses his pants
-
He ran like hell to escape the flaming ball of death, leaping dramatically into a fireproof shelter. He slammed the door shut behind him, safe from the carnage. But when he turned around, he realised he wasn't alone. With him in the shelter was:
- an angry mob
- a polar bear
- a Russian scientist
- the Grim Reaper
- a clone of himself
- a janitor
-
With him in the shelter was a polar bear. He was a nice polar bear, but he didn't like people in his shelter because:
-he was shy
-he wasn't really nice
-he was a nazi
-he burned flags
-he was hibernating
-
The polar bear was a NAZI! Growling fiercely, it:
- tried to eat Road Warrior
- kicked him out of the shelter
- bribed him not to reveal the location of its base
- leapt through a window
-
tired to eat the road warrior. The RW quickly
-Run away
-eat the bear
-shoot the bear
-waited for larry to come.
-
shot the bear then
-barricaded the door
-waited for Larry
- got the heck out of there
-
As The Road Warrior barricaded the door, he noticed
-larry was coming
-the zombie horde was coming
-the Jocks were coming
-
He noticed Larry was coming. Larry, being God,
-smited him
-gave him a cookie
-increased the amount of voices in Road Warrior's head
-turned into Kia
-turned Road Warrior into Kia
-made Kia randomly appear
-
Larry made Kia randomly appear. Yay for self-insertion! Anyway, the three of them:
- waited in the shelter until the danger had passed
- used the junk lying around the place to build a jetpack and escape through the roof
- looked around for a back door
-
As they waited The RW went insane and
-killed everyone
- Ran outside
-stayed put
-
He killed everyone. Jerk. Then:
- a passing cleric took pity on them and returned them to life
- they rose from the dead as zombies
- they became ghosts
- they all went to hell
-
As they became Zombies, Twitchy Ran away, he found
- a dud nuke
-other surviors
-nothing
-
He found some other survivors, and took shelter with them, but:
- Zombie Larry and Zombie Kia were out for revenge
- RW annoyed the survivors so much that they voted him out
- the survivors annoyed RW so much that he killed them all
-
Well, RW was voted out, and he saw
-Zombie Larry
-Zombies KIA
-Both Zombie larry and Zombie Kia
-
Zombie Larry and Zombie Kia shambled up and:
- tried to eat RW
- offered a truce
- fell to pieces
-
As they offered a truce, a/Larry and Kia
-bunnie appears
-larry and kia go back to normal
-sign the truce.
-
A bunny appears! Larry, Kia, and RW:
- pet the bunny
- eat the bunny
- chase the bunny
- ignore the bunny
- kidnap the bunny
- blow up the bunny
-
While the Trio kidnap the bunny, they..
-notice its ticking
-notice its mommy
-take a crap
-
The bunny's mother towers over them, the size of a house, with fangs and claws as sharp as ... something really sharp. They:
- run like hell
- prepare to fight
-
prepared to fight with
-Easter Eggs
-Chuck Norris
-Jimi Hendrix
-
After much negotiation, the trio managed to hire Chuck Norris, who:
- punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard
- crushed the monster's head in between his thighs
- baffled the monster by counting to infinity twice
-
Chuck Norris punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard. The monster
-died
-ran away
-was actually Chuck Norris himself
-
was Chuck Norris. The trio...
-ran like hell
-started shooting at it with all the guns hidden with RW
-pee-ed there pants
-
...ran like hell. Unfortunately,
-hell can't run
-hell runs backwards
-I can't think up of any other option
-
hell cant run. So, they
-peeed there pants
- sat down and talked about themselves
-
They were thirsty, so they....
-Drank some delicious Kool Aid.
-Drank some refreshing Kool Aid.
-
They all drank delicious and refreshing Kool Aid. Then
- they became Pirates
- became ninjas
-
they became ninjas. However,
-the only ninja costumes the store had were pink
-they had no ninja skills
-the Kool Aid Man was a pirate. Pirates > Ninjas
-
they had ninja skills, and RW was a
-pirate
-
RW was a ninja :P However, a rock suddenly
-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's
-
pirate.
-
RW was a ninja :P However, a rock suddenly
-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's
Turned blue, so Chuck Norris ran away because he:
-is afraid of blue rocks.
-saw a hot girl down the block.
-heard Superman was in town.
-
He heard that Superman was in town
-Because he wanted to kick his butt.
-get his autograph
-
...get his autograph. Kia Nation
-goes with him
-takes Superman hostages
-eats pizza
-OH YEAH!