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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2007, 02:20:00 PM »
A sack full of money fell from the sky, and she released Jesus, who promptly ascended into heaven. She then laughed manically and...

-used the money to fund the construction of an evil theme park
-discovered the sack was full of Monopoly money
-bribed her way to becoming Queen
-bought a mansion made of solid gold
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »
"With this money I'll build the most evil theme park ever" and then she...

-Decided to call it "Evilaugh"
-Decided to call it "Hellferno"
-Decided to call it quits and retire
-Realized no matter how hard she worked at the evil theme park Disney land would still be there...
-Replaced the cotton candy with insulation
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2007, 04:04:07 PM »
The newly opened Hellferno attracted many thrill-seekers, but enjoyment turned to horror as they discovered...

-most of the rides were partly on fire
-the rollercoasters tracks were unfinished
-the staff was made up of clowns, mutants and monsters
-the chips were all slightly too salty
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2007, 07:49:03 PM »
the chips were far too salty. All the patrons were thristy..

-but drinks cost $20 each
-there were no drinks
-the drinks were poisoned
-the black knight killed anyone who wanted a drink
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #64 on: May 20, 2007, 08:22:14 PM »
The drinks cost $20 each. And were also poisoned. With her new supply of money, the theme-park manager...

-did the same thing she did every night, and tried to take over the world
-had a sudden change of heart and donated it all to charity
-invested in new, revolutionary technology
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2007, 02:36:39 AM »
She realized her evil ways needed to change and donated all her money to...

-Puppies for hungry families
-Sending the homeless to prison to give them a home
-Telemarketing scams giving the elderly someone to talk to
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2007, 08:18:42 PM »
She donated all her money towards imprisoning the homeless. In return for cleaning up the streets, the mayor...

-gave her the key to the city
-kicked her out of the city
-put her in charge of the city's welfare offices
-gave her a pet kangaroo
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Offline Pope Alexander VI

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #67 on: May 30, 2007, 02:34:19 AM »
Gratefully, the Mayor gave her a pet kangaroo. Now, did she name it...

- Joey
- Lowell
- Francis
- Vasco de Gama
- Holy Roman Emperor Charles V
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2007, 05:03:14 AM »
She named the kangaroo Lowell and together they...

-fell in love
-became the worlds most fearsome assassins
-Struck it rich in Vegas
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #69 on: May 30, 2007, 06:58:13 AM »
They become a notorious assassin duo, and were living an easy life until one day they were hired to kill...

-the King of the Universe
-Santa Claus
-Superman
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Offline tak

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2007, 07:10:39 AM »
Santa Claus was assassined. There were riots from the kids, which was fuelled by the retail business. They have ugred to kill the assissins by

- guillotine, as in the Reign of Terror
- fire, as witches in the medieval times
- skinning alive, as ancient Chinese serious offenders
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Offline Trey

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #71 on: June 01, 2007, 03:10:37 AM »
The bloodthirsty kids choose the guillotine and behead the assassins...afterward, they...

Hold the heads in front of the severed bodies and let them see them
Celebrate by resurrecting Santa through satanic little kid ritual
realize that a rusty guillotine doesn't behead very well and die at the hand of the assassins
sulk home and mourn their lost innocence
get sent to their technologically supreme rooms by their idiotic parents
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2007, 05:55:06 AM »
The kids went home not so innocent, weeks later they were...

-totally insane
-practicing witchcraft
-drinking rum to excess
-pregnant
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2007, 08:02:51 AM »
They drank so much rum that they...

-died of alcohol poisoning
-turned to a life of piracy
-rioted non-stop for three weeks
-used up the world's entire rum supply
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2007, 05:28:34 AM »
the kids turned to a life of piracy on..

-the high seas
-the internet
-hallucinogenics
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