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Offline Rozaria

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2007, 01:18:01 AM »
the hamsters were ravenous when they saw her out of her cage and they said things like "bad Dog!" and "ickle poppet got out of her cage did she?"

-they turned into her friends
-they killed and crispy fried her body
-they were happy and then mean at her
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Offline Khem

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2007, 02:44:24 AM »
they turned into her friends and she realized that the glowing fungus had just made her trip for awhile, now there was still the matter of what to do....

-enslave the people of the caves
-start dealing fungus to children
-take more fungus and hope the pain of life fades away
-sit down and wonder if all of life is just one big trip
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2007, 03:35:43 AM »
She began selling the fungus to children to fund her...

-Cave people enslavement plan
-Retirement
-Alcohol
-building a hang glider
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Offline Rozaria

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2007, 05:36:40 PM »
Since she was doing all four she would need to sell lots of fungus and eggs and...

-Dark cheese
-smelly socks
-lightening rods


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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2007, 06:14:19 PM »
The lightning rods didn't sell too well, as caves don't get too much lightning, so she...

-ventured back into the outside world
-smashed down most of the cave roof
-invented a weather machine
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2007, 06:25:23 PM »
... invented a weather machine. But there was not enough power to generate a lightning, so she

- tried to find some power source.
- started selling the machines instead.
- gave up.
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2007, 06:31:45 PM »
Remembering the old saying "if at first you don't succeed, give up", she decided instead to...

-help the needy
-kill the needy
-become a photographer
-learn to play cricket
-kill herself
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2007, 08:33:36 PM »
Helping the needy seemed like a more noble thing to do instead and she got a billion dollars saved up so she can help the needy and she...

-kept five hundred million dollars for herself
-Made tacos for the needy
-Gave up and died
-Made babies with the Prime minister of the rich people

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2007, 03:24:03 AM »
She made tacos for the needy, but her secret plan was..

-to poison the tacos
-to make the needy veggie tacos
-to make the fattened needy into tacos
-to become the Taco Queen
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2007, 06:36:58 PM »
Her secret plan was to poison the tacos, but it failed because...

-she had no poison
-she had no tacos
-the needy didn't like tacos
-the needy were immune to poison
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2007, 06:42:01 PM »
The needy sniffed the poisoned tacos and threw them away. They knew her game....

-because she poisoned the tacos right in front of them.
-because they're used to people trying to poison them and are wise to that old ploy.
-because Jesus tipped them off
-because one needy person had a magic ring and warned the others
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2007, 06:50:40 PM »
"Dammit!" murmured the unnamed protagonist. "That 'Jesus' fellow has foiled my schemes for the last time!" She resolved to hunt down Jesus and...

-kill him to death
-kidnap him
-team up with him
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2007, 07:01:49 PM »
She would kidnap Jesus and ransom him for...

-A cookie
-One Million,Billion,GUH-JILLION Dollars (His dad has deep pockets)
-the cave peoples obedience
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2007, 08:07:48 AM »
She decided to ransom him for a million, billion, guh-jillion dollars. She wrote the ransom note and delivered it to God by...

-tattooing it onto a cave person and killing him
-setting it on fire to create a burnt offering
-reading it aloud in the form of a prayer
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2007, 01:42:20 PM »
She read the note aloud as a prayer, lightning crashed down...

-frying her to a crisp
-dropping the cash
-and God appeared looking pissed
-God fried Jesus killing him and bringing him home
-God just laughed at her and told her to keep him
-A demon raised from the ground
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