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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2007, 07:44:53 AM »
Luckily, one of them was friends with the local candle maker, who promised to make them a giant candle if they...

-paid him his weight in chopsticks
-found the golden monkey before sunset
-brought the Green Goblin to justice
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Offline MythicalPuma

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2007, 03:28:06 PM »
They had to find the golden monkey before sunset, which it self was no problem, catching it was that monkey was a quick little guy. They needed a plan to catch it so they

-Just used their spider powers
-Enticed it with the glowing fungus
-Shot it with a musket
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2007, 03:51:23 PM »
So they shot it with a musket, which...

-enraged the monkey
-killed the monkey
-scared the monkey into the wild
-tamed the monkey... somehow
-boomeranged back to kit the shooter
-ripped a hole in the fabric of space-time
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »
Which ripped a hole in space-time and they suddenly found themselves on the island in the great lakes with the ducks and a chance to stop them from being destroyed. So they:

-Tried to stop the coming doom, with their webs
-Tried to stop the coming doom, with their command of fish
-Killed all the ducks, with their webs
-Killed all the ducks, with their command of fish
-Ignored them and tried getting back to the moon again
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2007, 04:21:17 PM »
They simply entangled all the ducks in webs until they died of starvation and...

-thusly saved the world
-created an even worse future
-had ice-cream
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2007, 04:23:28 PM »
And thus made a horrible future in which none had ice cream, so they...

-made do with the horrible new ice-creamless world
-drank their sorrows away
-set a lot of fires
-ate the ducks
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2007, 04:41:02 PM »
After a nice feast of crispy duck, they decided to...

-go back in time and sort things out
-go back in time and steal some ice cream
-kill each other
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2007, 04:43:25 PM »
They killed each other until only one was left and she...

-became Xena (or is it Zena?)
-cried
-went back to the moss cave to take all the magical powers for herself
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2007, 04:57:36 PM »
Of course, she sat down and cried pathetically. But then suddenly...

-nothing happened!
-a fairy appeared!
-she was shot!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2007, 04:59:06 PM »
She was shot with a tranquilizer dart, when she awoke...

-she was in the desert
-she was in the dessert
-she was in a cage
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2007, 05:09:28 PM »
She awoke in a cage in the desert, sitting in some dessert. She escaped by...

-sawing through the bars with a hairpin
-using her web powers
-summoning a genie
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2007, 05:10:45 PM »
She escaped by summoning a genie and wished..

-for a hack saw
-for the key
-for superhuman strength
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2007, 05:16:59 PM »
Being a sensible sort, she wished for the key, and the genie...

-gave her the key
-gave her some car keys
-placed the key on the ground out of reach
-gave her some key lime pie
-gave her a monkey
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2007, 05:20:15 PM »
The genie gave her a monkey which was to key to her escape..

-because the monkey let her out
-because the monkey gave her enough to eat until someone showed up to let her out
-because the monkey laughed and ran away
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2007, 09:15:39 PM »
the monkey let her out, she found herself to be in  a camp of...

-brigands
-hampsters
-it was actualy an internat cafe that served only decaf (shudders...)
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