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Author Topic: Just play!  (Read 18285 times)

Offline Miller18

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #210 on: March 13, 2008, 09:56:07 PM »
shot the bear then


-barricaded the door
-waited for Larry
- got the heck out of there
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #211 on: March 13, 2008, 10:03:33 PM »
As The Road Warrior barricaded the door, he noticed

-larry was coming
-the zombie horde was coming
-the Jocks were coming
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #212 on: March 14, 2008, 02:07:52 AM »
He noticed Larry was coming. Larry, being God,

-smited him
-gave him a cookie
-increased the amount of voices in Road Warrior's head
-turned into Kia
-turned Road Warrior into Kia
-made Kia randomly appear
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #213 on: March 14, 2008, 03:20:44 PM »
Larry made Kia randomly appear. Yay for self-insertion! Anyway, the three of them:

- waited in the shelter until the danger had passed
- used the junk lying around the place to build a jetpack and escape through the roof
- looked around for a back door
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #214 on: March 14, 2008, 07:50:43 PM »
As they waited The RW went insane and

-killed everyone
- Ran outside
-stayed put
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #215 on: March 14, 2008, 09:19:07 PM »
He killed everyone. Jerk. Then:

- a passing cleric took pity on them and returned them to life
- they rose from the dead as zombies
- they became ghosts
- they all went to hell
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #216 on: March 14, 2008, 09:36:34 PM »
As they became Zombies, Twitchy Ran away, he found

- a dud nuke
-other surviors
-nothing
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #217 on: March 14, 2008, 09:50:35 PM »
He found some other survivors, and took shelter with them, but:

- Zombie Larry and Zombie Kia were out for revenge
- RW annoyed the survivors so much that they voted him out
- the survivors annoyed RW so much that he killed them all
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #218 on: March 15, 2008, 01:21:11 AM »
Well, RW was voted out, and he saw

-Zombie Larry
-Zombies KIA
-Both Zombie larry and Zombie Kia
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #219 on: March 15, 2008, 12:01:03 PM »
Zombie Larry and Zombie Kia shambled up and:

- tried to eat RW
- offered a truce
- fell to pieces
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #220 on: March 15, 2008, 01:07:25 PM »
As they offered a truce, a/Larry and Kia

-bunnie appears

-larry and kia go back to normal

-sign the truce.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #221 on: March 15, 2008, 06:45:43 PM »
A bunny appears! Larry, Kia, and RW:

- pet the bunny
- eat the bunny
- chase the bunny
- ignore the bunny
- kidnap the bunny
- blow up the bunny
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #222 on: March 15, 2008, 07:38:24 PM »
While the Trio kidnap the bunny, they..

-notice its ticking
-notice its mommy
-take a crap
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #223 on: March 15, 2008, 07:52:17 PM »
The bunny's mother towers over them, the size of a house, with fangs and claws as sharp as ... something really sharp. They:

- run like hell
- prepare to fight
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #224 on: March 15, 2008, 08:59:00 PM »
prepared to fight with

-Easter Eggs
-Chuck Norris
-Jimi Hendrix
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