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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #195 on: March 12, 2008, 07:31:36 PM »
Can I play?
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Offline Rozaria

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #196 on: March 12, 2008, 07:34:09 PM »
Yes you may, just pick from any the of choices from my previous post. :fight:
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #197 on: March 12, 2008, 07:44:07 PM »
Its his girlfriend, and boy is she mad. He decides to

-beg for mercy
-plead the 5th
-put down the phone and not listen
-fake the "Honey, you're breaking up, I can't hear you!"
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Offline Rin

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #198 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:39 PM »
He pleads the fifth and then she..

-gets really mad
-is dead
-says you have just won 100 million tai
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #199 on: March 12, 2008, 09:05:44 PM »
is dead. the Boyfriend looks puzzled at the phone, and then he...

-Eats himself
-goes to her house
- lights up a joint
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #200 on: March 12, 2008, 09:14:44 PM »
He heads down to her house to see what the problem is, and finds her lying dead by the phone. He:

- calls 911
- dumps the body in a lake
- steals all her stuff
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #201 on: March 12, 2008, 09:16:17 PM »
Dumps the body in the lake, while

-Larry is watching
-The Road Warrior is watching
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #202 on: March 12, 2008, 09:25:36 PM »
The Road Warrior sees the whole thing, and:

- reports it to the police
- dives into the lake to rescue the girl
- gets distracted by a butterfly
- blows something up
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #203 on: March 12, 2008, 09:30:10 PM »
as expected, he blows something up, but, this time he blew up a

-Tank
-Fort Knox
- the Tavern
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #204 on: March 12, 2008, 09:35:00 PM »
Ever ambitious, he blew up all of the above. The resulting fireball:

- killed him
- killed everyone within twenty miles
- killed the entire population of America
- was kept under control by some nearby firemen
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #205 on: March 12, 2008, 09:36:44 PM »
The Fireball killed everyone in 20 miles. The Road Warrior

-Ran out of there
-laughs
- pisses his pants
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #206 on: March 12, 2008, 09:46:02 PM »
He ran like hell to escape the flaming ball of death, leaping dramatically into a fireproof shelter. He slammed the door shut behind him, safe from the carnage. But when he turned around, he realised he wasn't alone. With him in the shelter was:

- an angry mob
- a polar bear
- a Russian scientist
- the Grim Reaper
- a clone of himself
- a janitor
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #207 on: March 12, 2008, 11:01:45 PM »
With him in the shelter was a polar bear. He was a nice polar bear, but he didn't like people in his shelter because:

-he was shy
-he wasn't really nice
-he was a nazi
-he burned flags
-he was hibernating
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #208 on: March 13, 2008, 02:38:35 PM »
The polar bear was a NAZI! Growling fiercely, it:

- tried to eat Road Warrior
- kicked him out of the shelter
- bribed him not to reveal the location of its base
- leapt through a window
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #209 on: March 13, 2008, 09:43:48 PM »
tired to eat the road warrior. The RW quickly

-Run away
-eat the bear
-shoot the bear
-waited for larry to come.
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