Just play!

[Kia Nation]

Can I play?

[Rozaria]

Yes you may, just pick from any the of choices from my previous post.

[Kia Nation]

Its his girlfriend, and boy is she mad. He decides to

-beg for mercy
-plead the 5th
-put down the phone and not listen
-fake the "Honey, you're breaking up, I can't hear you!"

[Rin]

He pleads the fifth and then she..

-gets really mad
-is dead
-says you have just won 100 million tai

[Bara]

is dead. the Boyfriend looks puzzled at the phone, and then he...

-Eats himself
-goes to her house
- lights up a joint

[Larry]

He heads down to her house to see what the problem is, and finds her lying dead by the phone. He:

- calls 911
- dumps the body in a lake
- steals all her stuff

[Bara]

Dumps the body in the lake, while

-Larry is watching
-The Road Warrior is watching

[Larry]

The Road Warrior sees the whole thing, and:

- reports it to the police
- dives into the lake to rescue the girl
- gets distracted by a butterfly
- blows something up

[Bara]

as expected, he blows something up, but, this time he blew up a

-Tank
-Fort Knox
- the Tavern

[Larry]

Ever ambitious, he blew up all of the above. The resulting fireball:

- killed him
- killed everyone within twenty miles
- killed the entire population of America
- was kept under control by some nearby firemen

[Bara]

The Fireball killed everyone in 20 miles. The Road Warrior

-Ran out of there
-laughs
- pisses his pants

[Larry]

He ran like hell to escape the flaming ball of death, leaping dramatically into a fireproof shelter. He slammed the door shut behind him, safe from the carnage. But when he turned around, he realised he wasn't alone. With him in the shelter was:

- an angry mob
- a polar bear
- a Russian scientist
- the Grim Reaper
- a clone of himself
- a janitor

[Kia Nation]

With him in the shelter was a polar bear. He was a nice polar bear, but he didn't like people in his shelter because:

-he was shy
-he wasn't really nice
-he was a nazi
-he burned flags
-he was hibernating

[Larry]

The polar bear was a NAZI! Growling fiercely, it:

- tried to eat Road Warrior
- kicked him out of the shelter
- bribed him not to reveal the location of its base
- leapt through a window

[Bara]

tired to eat the road warrior. The RW quickly

-Run away
-eat the bear
-shoot the bear
-waited for larry to come.