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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #165 on: November 22, 2007, 10:24:53 PM »
By my calculations, 2920 packets would keep me happy for a year, so...

Larry accepts 5000 packets, and gives the surplus ketchup to:

-orphans
-mutants
-third world countries
-the 'fake blood' industry
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #166 on: November 22, 2007, 11:05:03 PM »
The muntants prasie larry and

-follow him hwerever he goes, forming a bunch of bodygaurds for him.
-floww him around. then steal his stuff
-sing and dance
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #167 on: November 23, 2007, 03:54:17 AM »
The mutant "floww" Larry around and steal his stuff:

-To use in strange mutant rituals
-To sell for more 'chup packets
-to try and look cool.
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2007, 02:07:24 PM »
The mutants perform strange rituals to:

-summon demons
-gain immortality
-answer life's great questions
-order a pizza
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #169 on: November 23, 2007, 07:04:26 PM »
The mutant rituals summon a pizza:

-from their dark lord
-from the pizza place down the street
-from the pizza palace down the street
-from their skulls
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #170 on: November 23, 2007, 08:42:25 PM »
The dark lord arrives with their pizza, but as he is evil, he:

-curses the pizza to doom anyone who eats it
-fills it with razor-blades and nails
-puts extra pineapple on it
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #171 on: November 23, 2007, 09:09:38 PM »
He puts extra pineapple on it:

-but no ham
-but it backfires when it's discovered that only mutants like pineapple on pizza
-and extra poison in the crust
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #172 on: November 23, 2007, 09:16:30 PM »
The mutants happily enjoy the pineapple pizza, and the dark lord:

-becomes enraged and sends them all to hell
-demands they pay him a 15% tip for his services
-asks for a couple of slices
-leaves for his next delivery job
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #173 on: November 23, 2007, 09:35:35 PM »
The dark lord went back to his deliveries, next stop:

-A bagel for a dragon
-A sandwich for Queen Elizabeth II
-A punch in the face for GW Bush
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #174 on: November 23, 2007, 09:42:10 PM »
He arrives at the dragon's cave with a freshly cooked bagel, but:

-the dragon isn't home
-the dragon is engaged in an epic battle with a heroic knight
-the dragon is just a hobo in disguise
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #175 on: November 23, 2007, 10:22:12 PM »
while the dragon is in some fight, the Dark Lord

-throws the bagel there way
-joins the fight
-floows
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #176 on: November 23, 2007, 10:30:22 PM »
The dark lord joins in the battle:

-helping the dragon
-helping the knight
-beating up on both of them
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #177 on: November 23, 2007, 10:31:34 PM »
after killed them both, the Dark Lord

-sits down to play some Halo 3
-Goes home and plays WoW(Dude,i advanced to lever 33 on my drawf hunter!)
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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #178 on: November 23, 2007, 10:45:27 PM »
(Dude, I don't know how you hunt dwarves with levers, but the whole business sounds pretty immoral to me.)

The dark lord goes home to play WoW, and:

-is immediately killed by a gang of noobs
-complains to the creators about the misrepresentation of evil characters
-gets bored of wasting his life and goes to read a book
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #179 on: November 23, 2007, 10:50:27 PM »
After the Dark Lord guy is killed by a bunch of noobs, larry

-shuts off the "Dark Lord RPG"
-ressters the Dark Lord RPG
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