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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #135 on: November 14, 2007, 10:17:06 PM »
Bara walks away from Taco:

-And gets an axe in the back
-And gets a bullet in the back (Back to the Future III style)
-And into the Burmese tiger trap
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #136 on: November 14, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »
After bara gets a axe in the back, Bara

-takes it out and kills whoever threw it
-Restarts the game
-Dies
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #137 on: November 14, 2007, 10:25:02 PM »
Bara dies:

-and goes to hell
-is trapped in hell
-is sent to hell
-HELL!
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #138 on: November 15, 2007, 12:54:43 AM »
bara is sent to hell and

-is kicked out becasue they dont allow geeks in there
-is too annoying

(;D)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #139 on: November 15, 2007, 02:19:49 AM »
Bara is too annoying:

-So they send him a little deeper into hell
-They decide to recruit him into the demon army
-They cut out his tounge
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #140 on: November 15, 2007, 05:59:18 AM »
After Bara gets his tongue removed they realize :

-that it solved nothing
-he still has arms and legs
-it made it worst
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #141 on: November 15, 2007, 06:50:06 AM »
They realized it solved nothing:

-So they locked him in a steamer trunk and threw him in a lake
-So they just kept cutting things off until he was fixed
-So they sent him to Iraq
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #142 on: November 15, 2007, 09:02:15 PM »
after being sent to Iraq, bara

-walks around.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #143 on: November 15, 2007, 09:09:48 PM »
After walking around Bara :

-Steps on a land mine
-Realizes he is actually in Colorado
-Attempts to stop the war with bullets and candy-canes
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #144 on: November 15, 2007, 09:18:35 PM »
after bara steps on a un set landmine, Bara

-goes off to find somebody,.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #145 on: November 19, 2007, 12:36:50 AM »
Bara goes off to find:

-Somebody who likes him and never returns
-Somebody to set his eyeballs on fire
-Somebody to put him out of his misery
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #146 on: November 19, 2007, 07:30:24 PM »
Bara start looking for somebody to set his eyeballs on fire so she searched in:

-Green City
-Blue City
-Red City
-Pause and goes eat the dinner.
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #147 on: November 19, 2007, 07:38:41 PM »
Miss Bara searched in Red city and:

-Bingo! Eyes a blazin'
-Saw the cutest little dress that she just had to have
-Cried because somehow she became little miss Bara
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Re: Just play!
« Reply #148 on: November 19, 2007, 09:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Magial on November 19, 2007, 07:30:24 PM
Bara start looking for somebody to set his eyeballs on fire so she searched in:

-Green City
-Blue City
-Red City
-Pause and goes eat the dinner.


uhhhhh...yeah, im a guy.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #149 on: November 20, 2007, 06:32:25 AM »
Miss Bara saw the cutest little dress she must have and:

-It made her look fat
-It made her look really fat
-It made her look REALLY fat
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