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Offline Xyrael

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Jokes
« on: January 08, 2007, 11:04:44 AM »
This is a place for good jokes that make you laugh. Here's a joke I heard, and I might be Polish but it's damn funny.

A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: An acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store and put on a shelf in the bathroom. I read it - it says "Polish Remover."
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Offline Bustos

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 09:58:48 PM »
Some polish inventions:

1. A Book on how to Read
2. Sumbarine with a screen door
3. A dictionary with an Index
4. Waterproof towl
5. Glow-in-the-Dark Sunglasses
6. Solar flashlight
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 05:05:54 PM »
I thought the solar flashlight was an american invention :P
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Offline Baltija

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 06:06:45 PM »
rofl @ Bustos
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 07:38:40 PM »
Nah, only the polish woulda thunk it.
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Offline Of The US

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 08:26:47 PM »
no it was an american invention
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Offline Bustos

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 08:59:49 PM »
The american invention was the solar BATTERY flashlight.

There's a difference.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 10:34:38 PM »
Proof that Adam was white:  You ever try to take a rib from a brother?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 03:00:17 AM »
Quote from: OPArsenal on January 09, 2007, 10:34:38 PM
Proof that Adam was white:  You ever try to take a rib from a brother?
actually yes, its easy whether youre white or black walk up and say "brotha, can you spare a rib?" and he will give you one, unless you are too white in which case he will tell you to get your own or you are too black and he will run away [/partial joke]
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 10:11:33 AM »
You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2007, 11:32:03 AM »
Anyone know how every black joke begins?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2007, 02:29:40 PM »
If you think money cannot buy love, you are shopping in the wrong outlets.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2007, 03:02:52 PM »
I take that as a no to my answer....

*looks around for black people first*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2007, 06:06:34 PM »
No...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2007, 07:57:49 PM »
Ah the joke really only works in person...oh well.
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