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Offline Bustos

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2007, 07:27:03 PM »
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2007, 11:43:06 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2007, 04:02:35 AM »
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2007, 06:25:56 PM »
why is a whore like pizza?










i won't eat the crust....ewwww.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2007, 06:42:14 PM »
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2007, 04:00:01 PM »
Quote from: PUR on January 31, 2007, 06:25:56 PM
why is a whore like pizza?



i won't eat the crust....ewwww.

I think I'm gonna puke.....Lmao!!!

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Offline The Master

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« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2007, 11:34:06 PM »
The pupils of the Tendai school used to study meditation before Zen entered Japan. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence.

On the first day all were silent. Their meditation had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the oil lamps were growing dim one of the pupils could not help exclaiming to a servant: "Fix those lamps."

The second pupil was surprised to hear th first one talk. "We are not supposed to say a word," he remarked.

"You two are stupid. Why did you talk?" asked the third.

"I am the only one who has not talked," concluded the fourth pupil.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2007, 07:13:50 PM »
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2007, 12:25:27 AM »
Mamiya at once fell over as if he were dead.

"You are dead all right," observed the teacher, "But how about that sound?"

"I haven't solved that yet," replied Mamiya, looking up.

"Dead men do not speak," said the teacher. "Get out!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #69 on: February 05, 2007, 05:36:54 PM »
Yo Momma so fat she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up......
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: February 07, 2007, 04:15:29 PM »
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: February 08, 2007, 12:20:55 PM »
3 blondes walking in a field and they come accros a river..
stupid as they are they cant figure out a way to cross it, one of them looks at the grass (as you do), and sees a shiny object so picks it up.
its a magick lamp.
they rub it....... A genie appeers: "i shal give you each one wish".

The first blonde tells the genie she wants to be clever.. he grants the wish and she swims across..

The second blonde tells the genie she wants to be more clever and builds a boat to get across..

The third asks to be a brunnete........ and walks across the bridge!
Got there in the end :clap:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2007, 10:43:21 AM »
knock knock  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2007, 02:53:04 PM »
Who's there?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #74 on: April 02, 2007, 12:56:45 AM »
omg randomness
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