2 rednecks walk into a bar. they begian to talk about thier moonshine biz and they have a drink. a Woman from the north is eating and she is chocking. 1 redneck asks " Are ya Chocking?"
the woman nods yes
"Can you breathe?"
The woman nods no, and she is truning blue.
The man walks up to the woman and lifts up her skirt and licks her butt.
The woman, so mad the man did that, the food spat out of her thorat.
The other redneck who was watching said " I done heard of the Hindlick manver, i never seen anybody do it before"