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Offline Bara

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2007, 03:30:41 PM »
2 rednecks walk into a bar. they begian to talk about thier moonshine biz and they have a drink. a Woman from the north is eating and she is chocking. 1 redneck asks " Are ya Chocking?"
the woman nods yes
"Can you breathe?"
The woman nods no, and she is truning blue.
The man walks up to the woman and lifts up her skirt and licks her butt.
The woman, so mad the man did that, the food spat out of her thorat.
The other redneck who was watching said " I done heard of the Hindlick manver, i never seen anybody do it before"
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2007, 04:15:48 AM »
The drama between Lex and Tai. ;D
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Offline Dal Sharra

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2007, 08:50:26 AM »
Just take a look at my sig.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2007, 09:05:26 AM »
Just take a look at me.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2007, 03:32:25 PM »
You think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #95 on: April 18, 2007, 08:30:56 AM »
A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building at the same time and they weigh the same, which one hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde got lost on the way down.
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Offline Bustos

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2007, 12:15:02 PM »
Yo momma so dumb, she fell over a cordless phone.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2007, 10:01:48 PM »
"I never f*ed a 10 but one night I f*ed five 2's."
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #98 on: April 22, 2007, 12:01:12 AM »
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry...
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #99 on: June 07, 2007, 10:58:04 PM »
Bush won the elections.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #100 on: June 08, 2007, 01:24:27 PM »
^ Best.  Joke.  Ever.

Congratulations on your pwnage, by the way.  :)

Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #101 on: June 17, 2007, 07:26:31 PM »
Thanks.

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Offline Of The US

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #102 on: June 17, 2007, 07:27:29 PM »
i lol'd^
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Offline Trey

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #103 on: July 03, 2007, 09:48:52 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c...
MOOOOO!!!
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #104 on: July 19, 2007, 06:16:34 AM »
What do you get when you hatch an eggplant?

Chick peas!
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