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Offline Varkour

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2007, 08:41:41 PM »
:P
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Offline Khem

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2007, 10:35:51 AM »
so i'm going at it with this girl right.... its going real good shes way into it and damn she tastes good.......then suddenly she stops me and says, "hey dousn't this kind of make you a pedophile?"..... i look at her and say, "wow thats an awefully big word for an eight year old."

lol perversion is sweet ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2007, 11:55:01 AM »
"If she can write her name, then she's game."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2007, 01:22:47 PM »
What's the most difficult part of cooking vegetables......???

Finding a pot big enough to fit the wheelchair in.....
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2007, 02:11:56 PM »
LOL... what about a Yo Mama joke...

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2007, 02:17:00 PM »
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.....
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2007, 02:21:29 PM »
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2007, 02:27:08 PM »
yo momma teef so yella, dat when she smile, cars be slowin down yo!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2007, 09:17:38 PM »
a bit off color

Q: What do you call a pile dead black people in a barn?

A: Used farm equipment

wow that wasnt nice, but its bad enough to get posted :p
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2007, 09:38:34 PM »
LOL.. bad joke

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Wait at the buzz stop.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2007, 12:25:55 AM »
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2007, 02:50:14 AM »
ok ok i got a good one.

Theres these 3 guys on a boat. 1 Brit, 1 Mexican and 1 American. They all need to throw something overboard that there Contry has to much of. The Brit Thorws in Tea, the Mexicano throws in Tacos and the American thows in the Mexiacan. The Brit Ask's "why did you do that?" The american says to him " we have to much of him".


Does anyone get it?
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Offline Talmann

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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2007, 03:51:30 AM »
I got a joke for y'all...
(Pirate ship in the Carribean in the 1500-1600s)
Cabin boy: Captian! Merchant ship off the port bow!
Captain: Arrg! Cabin boy, get me my red shirt!
*fight scene*
Later...
CB: uhh... Captain, I gotta question.
Capt: Arr, speak up then, boy!
CB: When we were fighting that ship earlier, why did you ask me to get your red shirt?
Capt: Arr... It be because if I'm fightin' an' get hurt, me men won't see the blood and keep fighting!
CB: Ahh, I see.
The next day...
CB: Captain! The Spanish Armada off the starboard bow!
Capt: *nervously* Arr.. Cabin Boy! Get me my brown pants!!

(I've heard this way too many times...)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2007, 11:29:17 AM »
he he
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2007, 05:50:57 PM »
I wish my grass was EMO so it would cut itself.
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