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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 06:20:08 PM »
We could always add llamas into the mix and get wallamiphigers
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2007, 06:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:20:08 PM
We could always add llamas into the mix and get wallamiphigers

wallamiphigersrex's just breed them with tyrannosauruses.... oh wait, now I'm being silly... Why would a T-rex mate with a wallamiphiger?
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2007, 06:24:34 PM »
Even more importantly where are you going to find a T-rex?
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2007, 07:40:42 PM »
Well, if I ran the zoo, I'd make sure to include a bunch of dinosaurs - penned in by tall electric fences, obviously. Wouldn't want them getting loose.
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2007, 12:48:13 AM »
I'd breed waliphigers with platypi and get waliphygeruses, which I would use for public executions of the prisoners on display.
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2007, 10:29:12 PM »
Waliphygeruses and driving, alas, does not mix.
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 09:01:31 PM »
Except when its...waliphygeriving!!!
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2007, 06:01:09 AM »
...the meat packing plant people would love my prices on less popular animals
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2007, 06:54:17 PM »
Like waliphygeruses?
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2007, 07:17:52 PM »
I'd make sure the waliphygeruses never became unpopular, by forcing people to look at them if necessary.
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2007, 07:18:16 PM »
Yay enforcement!
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2007, 12:07:33 AM »
i am so lost...
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2007, 10:33:19 AM »
You aren't the only one at that Vive ::)
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2007, 03:11:37 PM »
i would get all the dangerous animals, hire street fighters and have a gladiator show down!
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Re: If I ran the zoo...
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2007, 05:14:03 PM »
Just when I had read Bara's intelligent posts, I read this.  Screech...

Quote from: Vive Mon Genie on July 29, 2007, 12:07:33 AM
i am so lost...

The waliphygerus evolved from the breeding of a walrus and an elephant.  The resulting waliphant was bred with a tiger to make waliphigers.  I bred a waliphiger with a platypus (something you had said earlier about platypi) to make a waliphygerus, which I would use for executing prisoners.  Simple.
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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