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Title: If I ran the zoo...
Post by: Vive Mon Genie on June 03, 2007, 08:24:53 PM: tell what you'd do if you ran the zoo!

if i ran the zoo I'd... paint the spots on the giraffes purple!
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Post by: Larry on June 03, 2007, 08:28:31 PM: Ooh, I'd make the monkeys fight each other! With foam bats, cos I wouldn't want them to get hurt.
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Post by: Vive Mon Genie on June 03, 2007, 08:30:48 PM: i'd make the penguins learn a tap dance routine and perform it!!!
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Post by: Larry on June 03, 2007, 08:34:38 PM: I'd get a bunch of sloths in. For some reason, I've never seen a sloth in a zoo. They may be prejudiced against them.
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Post by: Varkour on June 03, 2007, 08:38:34 PM: I'd let the dangerous animals out of their cages so they eat all the visitors!
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Post by: The Empire on June 03, 2007, 08:42:02 PM: I'd raise the tigers at home as large house cats
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Post by: Larry on June 03, 2007, 08:44:47 PM: I'd hire several prisoners to put on display. People are animals too, y'know.
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Post by: Varkour on June 03, 2007, 08:46:42 PM: LOL.. thats a gd idea Larry. What about public executions as well? :P
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Post by: Algerianbania on June 03, 2007, 11:10:16 PM: I'd kill all the pandas inside.

What a tweest!
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Post by: Vive Mon Genie on June 04, 2007, 12:30:04 AM: i'd make the monkies fling poo at the dingoes to see if they catch in heir mouths..
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 05:14:30 AM: I'd put the people in the cages and let the animals walk around looking at them for a change
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Post by: Larry on June 04, 2007, 06:57:25 AM: I'd learn to ride an ostrich.
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Post by: LLANYDERN on June 04, 2007, 02:30:49 PM: apparently you can in south Africa
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Post by: Hendrix on June 04, 2007, 02:41:58 PM: I'd Breed Walrus's with Elephants and get Waliphants
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Post by: Larry on June 04, 2007, 05:11:44 PM: I'd breed waliphants with tigers and get waliphigers.
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:20:08 PM: We could always add llamas into the mix and get wallamiphigers
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Post by: Hendrix on June 04, 2007, 06:23:23 PM: Quote from: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:20:08 PM
We could always add llamas into the mix and get wallamiphigers

wallamiphigersrex's just breed them with tyrannosauruses.... oh wait, now I'm being silly... Why would a T-rex mate with a wallamiphiger?
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:24:34 PM: Even more importantly where are you going to find a T-rex?
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Post by: Larry on June 04, 2007, 07:40:42 PM: Well, if I ran the zoo, I'd make sure to include a bunch of dinosaurs - penned in by tall electric fences, obviously. Wouldn't want them getting loose.
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Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 12:48:13 AM: I'd breed waliphigers with platypi and get waliphygeruses, which I would use for public executions of the prisoners on display.
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Post by: Solnath on June 07, 2007, 10:29:12 PM: Waliphygeruses and driving, alas, does not mix.
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Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 09:01:31 PM: Except when its...waliphygeriving!!!
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:01:09 AM: ...the meat packing plant people would love my prices on less popular animals
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Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:54:17 PM: Like waliphygeruses?
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Post by: Larry on July 19, 2007, 07:17:52 PM: I'd make sure the waliphygeruses never became unpopular, by forcing people to look at them if necessary.
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Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:18:16 PM: Yay enforcement!
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Post by: Vive Mon Genie on July 29, 2007, 12:07:33 AM: i am so lost...
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Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 10:33:19 AM: You aren't the only one at that Vive ::)
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Post by: Bara on July 29, 2007, 03:11:37 PM: i would get all the dangerous animals, hire street fighters and have a gladiator show down!
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Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 05:14:03 PM: Just when I had read Bara's intelligent posts, I read this. Screech...

Quote from: Vive Mon Genie on July 29, 2007, 12:07:33 AM
i am so lost...

The waliphygerus evolved from the breeding of a walrus and an elephant. The resulting waliphant was bred with a tiger to make waliphigers. I bred a waliphiger with a platypus (something you had said earlier about platypi) to make a waliphygerus, which I would use for executing prisoners. Simple.
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Post by: Bara on July 30, 2007, 08:46:05 PM: Quote from: Trey on July 30, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
Just when I had read Bara's intelligent posts, I read this. Screech...

trey, our friendship is funny. you usually say something negative about my posts, then you turn around and say something nice. are you bipolar?
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Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 09:17:33 PM: No, of course I am bipolar. Why would you think such a great, accurate piece of crap like that?

I'm the king of backhanded compliments; plus, I had so much fun picking on you earlier, I feel no need to stop. It's like a older-younger sibling relationship...they never stop sniping at each other.
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Post by: Bara on July 30, 2007, 09:25:04 PM: ah...

*BANG*

ha! i got you right in the head!

(couldnt resit)
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Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 10:53:49 PM: You shot me with a Super Soaker...nice. Real mature there.

*Pushes Bara in the pool and walks away.*
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Post by: Vive Mon Genie on July 30, 2007, 11:15:51 PM: and you say he's immature.. tsk tsk... * shakes head and taps foot... with arms folded.*
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Post by: Bara on July 30, 2007, 11:59:58 PM: Quote from: Trey on July 30, 2007, 10:53:49 PM
You shot me with a Super Soaker...nice. Real mature there.

*Pushes Bara in the pool and walks away.*

jeez, man. harsh.......
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Post by: The Empire on July 31, 2007, 12:18:03 AM: Well even older people can be immature :P *tickles Vive*
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Post by: Trey on July 31, 2007, 11:35:13 PM: What...I'm assuming you can swim. We all get pushed in the pool a few times.
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Post by: Bara on July 31, 2007, 11:38:57 PM: *jumps out of the ppol, knocks trey out, and pushes his head under the water.*

OOc: You know, i have done this, but i let him up after a few seconds, i had to mkae sure he learned his lesson not to mess with me, so i elbowed him in the head, which hurts)
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Post by: Trey on July 31, 2007, 11:43:13 PM: How would he have learned his lesson if you knocked him out? He wouldn't have known that he was underwater.
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Post by: Bara on July 31, 2007, 11:45:12 PM: i didn't knock him out, i just held his head under the water.
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Post by: Trey on July 31, 2007, 11:48:18 PM: And no one tried to stop you? They didn't sic the waliphygeruses on you?
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Post by: Bara on July 31, 2007, 11:54:35 PM: nope. I'm like the Russian Mob. Nobody tells about what i do.
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Post by: Trey on August 01, 2007, 12:13:21 AM: In Soviet Russia, Bara kill you!
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Post by: Bara on August 02, 2007, 12:56:44 AM: darn right
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Post by: Tacolicious on August 03, 2007, 04:39:15 PM: In Soviet Russia, Fallen Earth think you suck!
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Post by: Bara on August 04, 2007, 11:19:53 PM: Quote from: Tacolicious on August 03, 2007, 04:39:15 PM
In Soviet Russia, Fallen Earth think you suck!

:'( harsh...
Title: Re: If I ran the zoo...
Post by: Trey on August 08, 2007, 10:25:21 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on August 04, 2007, 11:19:53 PM
Quote from: Tacolicious on August 03, 2007, 04:39:15 PM
In Soviet Russia, Fallen Earth think you suck!

:'( harsh...

Aww...you made him cry, Taco. Meanie! :trout: