Author Topic: If I ran the zoo... (Read 4920 times)

Vive Mon Genie · « **on:** June 03, 2007, 08:24:53 PM »

tell what you'd do if you ran the zoo!

if i ran the zoo I'd... paint the spots on the giraffes purple!

Larry · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:28:31 PM »

Ooh, I'd make the monkeys fight each other! With foam bats, cos I wouldn't want them to get hurt.

Vive Mon Genie · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:30:48 PM »

i'd make the penguins learn a tap dance routine and perform it!!!

Larry · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:34:38 PM »

I'd get a bunch of sloths in. For some reason, I've never seen a sloth in a zoo. They may be prejudiced against them.

Varkour · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:38:34 PM »

I'd let the dangerous animals out of their cages so they eat all the visitors!

The Empire · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:42:02 PM »

I'd raise the tigers at home as large house cats

Larry · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:44:47 PM »

I'd hire several prisoners to put on display. People are animals too, y'know.

Varkour · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:46:42 PM »

LOL.. thats a gd idea Larry. What about public executions as well?

Algerianbania · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2007, 11:10:16 PM »

I'd kill all the pandas inside.

What a tweest!

Vive Mon Genie · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:30:04 AM »

i'd make the monkies fling poo at the dingoes to see if they catch in heir mouths..

Tacolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:14:30 AM »

I'd put the people in the cages and let the animals walk around looking at them for a change

Larry · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:57:25 AM »

I'd learn to ride an ostrich.

LLANYDERN · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:30:49 PM »

apparently you can in south Africa

Hendrix · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:41:58 PM »

I'd Breed Walrus's with Elephants and get Waliphants

Larry · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:11:44 PM »

I'd breed waliphants with tigers and get waliphigers.