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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #270 on: September 02, 2007, 05:11:19 AM »
I'd go back and steal Bill Gates idea.......man would I be set
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #271 on: September 09, 2007, 02:50:39 AM »
I would go back in time to tell Bara that the people knew the world was not flat and than go further back to the Middle Ages and show them the almighty gun.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #272 on: September 09, 2007, 04:39:01 AM »
I would assassinate Stalin,Ivan the terrible,and Karl Marx,then go back to fight in the siege of Tyre
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline Bara

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #273 on: September 09, 2007, 11:45:15 PM »
i would go back, and give the Incas paintball guns and sees what happens
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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #274 on: September 10, 2007, 01:51:49 AM »
very good one Bara,I would've added hitler to my list but someone already took him out.
I would go back and witness the defense of Wien
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline Libertalien

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #275 on: September 10, 2007, 04:48:19 AM »
I would go to the past and prevent a certain mistake, I made from occurring because I accidentally injured someone badly and still feel guilty about it.
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Offline Bender1968

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2007, 07:24:07 AM »
I would love to go back and see how the planets formed and life sprang up on planet Earth
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #277 on: September 13, 2007, 12:50:18 AM »
I would go back and see what really took out the dinosaurs
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #278 on: September 13, 2007, 07:44:05 PM »
it was zombie ninjas.

I would go back, and make sure none of the peolpe who bully me never lived... mu ha ha ha
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #279 on: September 15, 2007, 06:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on September 13, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
make sure none of the peolpe who bully me never lived... mu ha ha ha
isn't that a double negative? :shrug:

If I had a time machine I would save a couple of the raptor eggs from the zombie ninjas.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Utaia

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #280 on: September 15, 2007, 06:52:06 PM »
if i had a time machine i would go back in time and tell everyone in the twin towers to evacuate, so no1 would be killed on sep. 11th.
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Offline Bara

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #281 on: September 15, 2007, 10:31:49 PM »
i would go fast forward into the furte, and see what mankind has done
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #282 on: September 16, 2007, 08:11:37 PM »
If I had a time machine I would go back in time to the man that invented the time machine and steal his plans and patents.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard
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