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Title: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Cruithne on January 21, 2007, 06:59:55 AM: If you had a time machine who, what where or when would you like to visit Past or Future..

Me I would like to go back and see what really killled the dinosaurs.....
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Post by: Simple on January 21, 2007, 07:04:46 AM: I would like to go back and see what actually started the universe
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Post by: Khem on January 21, 2007, 07:12:40 AM: i would like to go back and stop rampant fanatacism.
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Post by: Feniexia on January 21, 2007, 01:04:51 PM: I would go to future and live there because I want more high tech^^
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Post by: Amy on January 21, 2007, 07:12:06 PM: I would go back about 7 years ago and make it so that my Mom never hurt her back.
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Post by: Simple on January 22, 2007, 04:58:34 AM: i would go back an see what killed the dinos...wait did someone already say that?!
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Post by: kor on January 22, 2007, 04:59:47 AM: I would be a very rich man
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Post by: Simple on January 22, 2007, 05:03:52 AM: id never lose a bet
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Post by: kor on January 22, 2007, 06:31:52 AM: I'd go back and predict the future and be revered by all
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Post by: Amy on January 22, 2007, 09:49:02 AM: I'd go back and move Sassy so that Merlin didn't fall over her and break his leg.
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Post by: Bustos on January 23, 2007, 09:53:45 AM: I'd go forward then back to become a god
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Post by: Tarrotown on January 23, 2007, 06:12:21 PM: I'd go forward in time to see if i come up with a clever response to this thread......oh.....never mind.
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Post by: Bustos on January 23, 2007, 08:00:34 PM: I'd go back and bitchsmack Eve
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Post by: Khem on January 23, 2007, 09:15:44 PM: i'd go foreword to gain knowlege, back to gain wisdom, and slantways to gain candy.
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Post by: The G Rebellion on January 23, 2007, 11:35:48 PM: I'd go back four years. Help myself along and then live a better life :D
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Post by: Bustos on January 24, 2007, 05:58:15 AM: Go back and post some more.
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Post by: Latia Nova on January 24, 2007, 05:45:18 PM: Go back and "discover" cures to diseases, magnets, other inventions, other stuff... and be declared the greatest scientist or whatever, to ever live.
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Post by: Bustos on January 24, 2007, 05:49:53 PM: Go back and figure out the recipe to make coke and make and sell my own.
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Post by: Latia Nova on January 24, 2007, 06:50:56 PM: I take it (based on last few posts) you just finished a coke and are probably now drinking another?

I would join Bill Gates & co., then when Microsoft is up and running, I'd kill him and become CEO!
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Post by: Bustos on January 24, 2007, 06:54:05 PM: I love coke. ;)

I would just invest and sit back and rake in the millions from his company. You can deal with all the headaches. ;)
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Post by: Khem on January 24, 2007, 08:45:56 PM: i would invest in all the fortune 500 when they were first starting and use all the money gained to buy california and turn it into a good socialist country.
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Post by: Bustos on January 24, 2007, 09:34:59 PM: why bother with responisibility? You'd have billions, if not possibilly a trillion+ dollars to live your life as the richest person in the world, as others work their asses off to make money for you.
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Post by: United Caledonia on January 25, 2007, 02:51:57 AM: I'd go back and slap Einstein and go "Not so smart now eh?"

...but obviously in German. =]
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Post by: Daimiaen on January 25, 2007, 12:05:38 PM: I'd go forwards in time to when it's quite normal to have a time machine......thereby avoiding being put in a looney bin....or burnt as a witch or heretic......like all the other time travellers have been...
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Post by: Bustos on January 28, 2007, 01:08:06 AM: I'd wouldnt let anyone else use it, thus ending this thread.
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Post by: Amy on February 02, 2007, 03:16:52 AM: I'd go back to about 9 days ago.
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Post by: Daimiaen on February 02, 2007, 03:41:04 PM: I'd go back to Berlin in the late twenties and thirties and date Louise Brookes.....
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Post by: The Master on February 03, 2007, 12:47:08 AM: There is no time.
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Post by: Bustos on February 03, 2007, 07:21:11 PM: Damn machine must be broken...people still posting.
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Post by: The Master on February 04, 2007, 12:22:11 AM: Were there time, I would be at all times
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Post by: Daimiaen on February 05, 2007, 05:31:54 PM: I'd go back in time to steal Bustos' time machine and sell copies to everyone...thereby explaining the contiuance of this thread......
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Post by: Bustos on February 07, 2007, 04:17:54 PM: *kicks time machine*
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Post by: Amy on February 08, 2007, 03:56:44 PM: I would go back to this morning and play in the snow before it melted.
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Post by: Tarrotown on February 08, 2007, 10:11:31 PM: I'd go back in time and drop a few thousand dinosaurs in 1920's America, just for kicks.
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Post by: Kanzac on February 08, 2007, 10:28:51 PM: id go to sautarday over and over agian
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Post by: Feniexia on February 09, 2007, 12:07:47 AM: I would bring wisdom of new technologies to former ages to improve the technology level of the current time....but no, messing with the past is bad and it might make myself cease to exist, so I better let it be.
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Post by: Amy on February 09, 2007, 02:59:20 PM: I would go back to the age of the dinosaur and take photographs.
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Post by: High Evermore on February 09, 2007, 04:12:04 PM: I would go back into my childhood and show that bully my friend, Mister Tire-Iron.
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Post by: Kanzac on February 09, 2007, 08:26:28 PM: i like ^!
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Post by: Tarrotown on February 09, 2007, 08:30:42 PM: I'd take as much booze to prohibition-era America as possible and make a fortune as a bootlegger!
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Post by: Kanzac on February 09, 2007, 08:31:47 PM: Nice but what about the cops?

i would go back to lunch period and not do some stupid dare i did
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Post by: Tarrotown on February 09, 2007, 09:19:06 PM: The cops? Not a problem when you change history so your the only one with a gun!
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Post by: Kanzac on February 09, 2007, 09:27:27 PM: good thinkng and after you are done peolpe will be like this :drunks:
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Post by: Khaalias on February 10, 2007, 04:16:18 AM: I'd go way into the future, learn all the stuff I needed to be rich, and go back to a time that is still later than now use my future knowledge to become the richest man ever. I might go back and save people, too, if I get bored.
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Post by: The Empire of Omagnum on February 10, 2007, 05:06:28 AM: I'd go back in time and invent Windows first.
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Post by: Tarrotown on February 10, 2007, 05:34:28 PM: I'd go back in time, steal some dinosaurs and make it into a theme park! It can only end well!
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Post by: Kanzac on February 10, 2007, 05:51:53 PM: dude, you watch way to much T.V
OOC: Help Terrazac! sign the Help teraty in the Teratys Section!
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Post by: Tarrotown on February 10, 2007, 05:55:20 PM: When was i "in" charecter, this is my gameplan for being a succesful millionaire
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Post by: Varkour on February 10, 2007, 10:43:31 PM: I would go back in time and invent rollerskates
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Post by: Derva on February 11, 2007, 03:32:22 AM: I would invest all my money in google when it was a hopeless company.
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Post by: Kanzac on February 11, 2007, 12:54:31 PM: i would go back in time and find out how they did everything long ago , come back tell everybnody of my scnftiec discoveries and become famous
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Post by: Ryazania on February 11, 2007, 07:56:30 PM: Fight like a real man, with armor on my body and an axe in my hand.
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Post by: Kanzac on February 12, 2007, 05:56:02 PM: cool but who would you fight?(Say romans say romans)
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Post by: faithful on February 13, 2007, 01:23:09 AM: I'd go back to ancient egypt and greece
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Post by: Serenity on February 13, 2007, 02:34:29 AM: I would go back and assassinate George Bush before he became president. And if I had some extra time I think I might try and stop the crusades and the witch hunts.
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Post by: Kanzac on February 14, 2007, 02:22:05 AM: i'd go to everyone of my familes imopreant events and fiqure out who is in my family
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Post by: Amy on February 15, 2007, 06:44:49 AM: I'd not have gotten as drunk as I did last night....or maybe not eaten as much! Because the combination of the two has left me feeling rather ill this morning.
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Post by: faithful on February 16, 2007, 11:40:20 PM: On the second thought, I'd go back and kill whoever decided to industrialize the world and who invented any sport that involves a ball or puck.
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Post by: Dutch ppl on February 17, 2007, 07:33:35 PM: i would go back in time and live there
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Post by: CAP on February 18, 2007, 04:51:44 AM: the future
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Post by: CAP on February 18, 2007, 04:52:38 AM: and then I'd visit the colonial and Antebellum United States.

AND CHANGE HISTORY, MUAHAHAH
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Post by: Novus Parco on February 19, 2007, 11:58:20 PM: I would invent every important creation known to man.
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Post by: Talmann on February 20, 2007, 03:23:28 PM: I would pause time and then PWN this forum beyond all belief
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Post by: Jelsi on February 21, 2007, 04:32:28 PM: I would go to the times of Caesar and see what that was like.
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Post by: Tuckerani on February 22, 2007, 11:16:29 AM: I would kill Hitler, doubtless that's already been said, or maybe I'd go back and see what really killed Kurt Cobain! (it was Courtney Love everyone knows it was her!)
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Post by: The Empire on February 23, 2007, 12:23:58 PM: I would pause, time, steal a real Leopard 2A6 and use the time machine to erase it's records from production then go back to my days of grade-school and show the bastards that payback can come in the form of a 120mm fleshette round... (I don't hate them, I just don't think they deserve the right to live or breed)
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Post by: Dysanii on February 23, 2007, 03:19:22 PM: Quote from: Tuckerani on February 22, 2007, 11:16:29 AM
I would kill Hitler, doubtless that's already been said, or maybe I'd go back and see what really killed Kurt Cobain! (it was Courtney Love everyone knows it was her!)

Or...stop Kurt Cobain being murdered/committing suicide? ;D
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Post by: Tuckerani on February 23, 2007, 05:01:53 PM: Lol yeah good point, or maybe ill take the cure for aids back and save Freddie ;)
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Post by: Tuckerani on February 24, 2007, 08:51:54 AM: Or...stop Kurt Cobain being murdered/~~committing suicide?~~ Grin
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Post by: Lisa D on February 25, 2007, 02:54:22 AM: I would go back to 1905 Vienna and buy some of Hitler's paintings in the hope that he would be a little less pissed off and bitter by the 30's
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Post by: Tuckerani on February 25, 2007, 10:41:24 PM: You could just kill Hitler...
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Post by: Lisa D on February 26, 2007, 07:20:04 PM: No way man, I read Making History; ;D that path leads to nothing good.
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Post by: Tuckerani on February 26, 2007, 07:28:18 PM: Lol, yeah, well drive him to suicide or summin that never messes up ;)
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Post by: Lisa D on February 28, 2007, 09:26:13 PM: Yes but so very messy. And getting that guy to kill himself took wiping out a pretty hefty chunk of Europe's population last time; it's clearly not really in his nature. I'm telling you, buy a couple of his paintings, get Castro on the Yankees, get Napoleon laid more as a teenager so he doesn't have such a complex about girls not liking short guys and the world becomes a better place. ;)
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 07:52:36 AM: Yeah,

and stop Franz Ferdinand being assassinated?
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 09:41:03 PM: Quote from: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 07:52:36 AM
Yeah,

and stop Franz Ferdinand being assassinated?

That's a very good suggestion as well.
Personally, I'd go forward in time - probably by a couple of centuries or so - simply to see how mankind has advanced/destroyed itself/suffered armageddon.
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Post by: Bara on March 01, 2007, 09:51:48 PM: i would got back in time and find out who the heck Franz Ferdinand is!
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 09:55:06 PM: Simple, really - the Franz Ferdinand that we're referring to was "Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria". Basic summary of the man:

"Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria-Este (December 18, 1863 – June 28, 1914) was an Archduke of Austria, Prince Imperial of Austria, Prince Royal of Hungary and Bohemia, and from 1896 until his death, heir presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne. His assassination in Sarajevo precipitated the Austrian declaration of war which triggered World War I."

Hope that helps. :)
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 09:58:25 PM: Basically he started world war 1!
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 10:02:06 PM: Quote from: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 09:58:25 PM
Basically he started world war 1!

To be more precise, it was his assassin - Gavrilo Princip, a member of Young Bosnia and one of several (seven) assassins organized by The Black Hand (Crna Ruka) - who really started World War I.
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 10:03:11 PM: Well yes, thought he was syberian?
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 10:05:07 PM: Quote from: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 10:03:11 PM
Well yes, thought he was syberian?

Well, he was - to some degree.
To be specific, he was a Bosnian Serb.
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 10:06:01 PM: Cooooool!
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 10:08:10 PM: Yep - & I guess the old saying is true:

"When in doubt - ask a hobo." XD
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 10:10:06 PM: I like that saying! Logging off... its 10 here in britain!
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Post by: Vygar on March 01, 2007, 10:11:03 PM: You're from the UK as well?

Cool - glad to hear I'm not the only Brit here. :P
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 01, 2007, 10:12:24 PM: Awesome.. be seein ya... zzzz
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Post by: Bara on March 01, 2007, 10:49:13 PM: oh... OH Yeah, i rember fanrz!
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 02, 2007, 07:21:55 PM: franz, not fanrz, there also a popular british band! interesting bit o trivia there!
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2007, 08:23:50 PM: if i had a time machine, i would fast forward to when i am 20 and stop being picked on in school...and i still sometimes get picked on in the fourms...
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 02, 2007, 09:39:46 PM: You get picked on, i feel sorry for you, how bad? are you actually bullied? are you just leading me on...
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2007, 10:36:52 PM: well, today i had a rubber band shot on me neck, i am called gay and bi, i am humiliated and if i do something by accident, i get picked on. so, in this on kids words, i am a "Dushte bag"
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Post by: Vygar on March 02, 2007, 11:11:22 PM: To be honest, anyone who acts like a bully is doing so mainly to hide their own flaws & weakness. Also, if someone is bullying you, it could possibly be because they themselves are suffering something similar themselves.
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2007, 11:37:05 PM: dude, my whole class is picking on me....
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Post by: Vygar on March 02, 2007, 11:41:29 PM: Damn - I guess that a completely different situation.
My apologies - I thought it to be that you were being harrased by a small handful of individuals. ><'

I never realised that it was such a number of people - have you tried seeking help from teachers or staff at your school?
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2007, 11:45:40 PM: yeah, i divided into 3 camps in my class

1) the outright bullys= guys/ girls who will harm me physically and leave me out from everything, giving me the worst jobs and pick on me
2)the Jerks= people who hate but wont harm me but just talk about me behind my back.
3) me and my friends= me and 2 other guys...
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 03, 2007, 10:26:20 AM: Why do they pick on you, any reason?
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Post by: Bara on March 03, 2007, 01:48:40 PM: don't really know, i think they just pick on me because its me
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 03, 2007, 03:38:49 PM: oh well, you'll get over it just dont slit your wrists like freakin emos...
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Post by: Bara on March 03, 2007, 04:24:00 PM: ;D
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 03, 2007, 04:35:57 PM: I got served by one today in sainsburies (british supermarket) so dull...
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Post by: Rozaria on March 03, 2007, 10:57:18 PM: lol! :trout:
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 04, 2007, 09:43:26 AM: I love the smileys....
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Post by: Lisa D on March 05, 2007, 10:24:36 AM: Eeesh, freakin emo pains in the tuckus! The last town I lived in was just crawling with them. It was horrible. Everywhere you turned there was some idiot 19 year old dressed like a character from "Sandman" complaining about his/her/impossible-to-accurately-identify totally normal not at all crisis filled life. :trout:. feh. Get a job, get a blow job, whatever, just get away. Give me a nice sane metal head any day; not always the brightest bulbs in the chandelier but always up for a good time and way more fun at parties.

...hm. sorry, that's a bit off topic isn't it? So, the band Franz Ferdinand is British? go fig. Wait, that's not entirely on topic either. If I had a time machine I would go back and not derail the thread :-\
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 05, 2007, 03:50:28 PM: Lol, yeah, but ecleast emos grow out of it unlike gangstas!
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Post by: Bara on March 05, 2007, 07:26:07 PM: (http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/gang_of_ny/17.jpeg)
(just something i found on, the web, speaking of gangs, from the movie gangs if new york the Irish gang!)
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 05, 2007, 08:43:47 PM: I lovoovoove gangs of new york
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Post by: Bara on March 05, 2007, 09:58:16 PM: you know, i just realized this, look at the pic and the women in the front row(long brown hair)
looks a bit mad/demonic......
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 06, 2007, 07:53:45 AM: fueled by passion... 34322
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Post by: Bara on March 10, 2007, 12:55:36 AM: ??? whats up with the numbers? this isn't numbers! this is if i had a time machine!
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 10, 2007, 04:03:20 PM: when you reguarly spam the games forums, you forget these things!
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Post by: Bara on March 10, 2007, 06:00:16 PM: ;D yes we do, yes we do.........
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Post by: The Kingdom of Tagirstan on March 11, 2007, 01:05:59 AM: I would go back to see Ancient Egypt.
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Post by: Xyrael on March 11, 2007, 05:12:39 AM: I'd go back in time to the primordial gene pool with a dirty magazine and ensure the success of MY human race.
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Post by: Bara on March 11, 2007, 05:05:30 PM: i would go back in time to adam and eve and tell them to put some clothes on........
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Post by: Xyrael on March 12, 2007, 04:11:50 AM: I'd go back, kill Adam, burn down Eden, and force Eve to marry me. You know, the sorta thing Christian Knights did.
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 12, 2007, 07:01:51 PM: Id go back and kill general groigburk from the nazis coz i cant beat him on medal of honor...
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Post by: Bara on March 12, 2007, 07:42:03 PM: ill go back in time and tell bens parnets that a kid isn't a good idea..... ;D
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Post by: Tuckerani on March 13, 2007, 05:41:51 PM: twould be hard, my mum really wanted a kid
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Post by: Bara on March 13, 2007, 07:21:21 PM: oh, then ill go back in time and ask EA to make superspam bros!
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Post by: Cruithne on March 14, 2007, 11:09:22 AM: I want to go back 3 weeks and avoid the child who gave last born the chicken pox.
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Post by: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 09:30:58 PM: talk with Jesus
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Post by: Bara on March 14, 2007, 09:47:24 PM: i would go back in time, give the peope who fisrt made comupters what we have today, and so then now we have super fast ones.
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Post by: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 09:49:09 PM: I'd kidnap Mohammed and Salahadin
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Post by: Bara on March 14, 2007, 09:49:57 PM: Quote from: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 09:49:09 PM
I'd kidnap Mohammed and Salahadin

Mohammed the prophet and salahadin the gernral dude in the cursades?
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Post by: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 09:54:46 PM: Quote from: Veramark Empire on March 14, 2007, 09:49:57 PM
Quote from: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 09:49:09 PM
I'd kidnap Mohammed and Salahadin

Mohammed the prophet and salahadin the gernral dude in the cursades?

exactly
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Post by: Tarrotown on March 14, 2007, 09:59:47 PM: You've got a great format for a talk show...
"Today on First Crusade, Mohammed and Salahdin interview Tom Cruise on his latest movie!"
"Allah Akbar!"
"Save me L Ron!"
*crunch*
*cue theme tune*
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Post by: Bara on March 14, 2007, 10:01:25 PM: omg
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Post by: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 10:02:23 PM: Quote from: Tarrotown on March 14, 2007, 09:59:47 PM
You've got a great format for a talk show...
"Today on First Crusade, Mohammed and Salahdin interview Tom Cruise on his latest movie!"
"Allah Akbar!"
"Save me L Ron!"
*crunch*
*cue theme tune*

lol
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Post by: Saletsia on March 14, 2007, 10:10:40 PM: I'd shoot Adolf dead
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Post by: Bara on March 14, 2007, 10:12:26 PM: yeah!
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Post by: Solnath on March 14, 2007, 10:13:23 PM: I'd rather take Adolf and put him into Hollywood, travel back to the future and laugh how he's as famous a comedian as Chaplin.
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Post by: Bara on March 14, 2007, 10:15:46 PM: rofl
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Post by: Gaulasia on March 15, 2007, 12:26:57 AM: I would avoid signing up for philosophy....
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Post by: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:27:57 AM: Good grief, why? I regret signing up at a school with minimal philosophy education.
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Post by: Gaulasia on March 15, 2007, 12:29:25 AM: Quote from: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:27:57 AM
Good grief, why? I regret signing up at a school with minimal philosophy education.
Eh, it's not my cup of tea (all though now that we're into political theory it's somewhat interesting. It was all the talk about "what is knowledge" that bored me to tears).
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Post by: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:31:17 AM: Oh, we had those too. Out of 30 or so, three actually paid attention.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Gaulasia on March 15, 2007, 12:32:19 AM: Quote from: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:31:17 AM
Oh, we had those too. Out of 30 or so, three actually paid attention.
I don't care how important Plato may be, his cave analogy sucked.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:33:43 AM: Fun fact about Plato:

The term "platonic love" was coined after him, even though he had passionate affairs with younger boys. Irony rocks.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Gaulasia on March 15, 2007, 12:41:01 AM: Quote from: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:33:43 AM
Fun fact about Plato:

The term "platonic love" was coined after him, even though he had passionate affairs with younger boys. Irony rocks.
LMAO ;D
I did not know that....should make for interesting conversation next class (evil laugh)
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on March 15, 2007, 12:44:13 AM: Thank wikipedia for it. I just "happened" to be reading its article about love.

*glances left*
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2007, 07:17:21 PM: ill go back in time and tell ^ and ^^ to shut up
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Saletsia on March 15, 2007, 09:19:36 PM: I'd kidnap Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2007, 09:48:23 PM: Quote from: Saletsia on March 15, 2007, 09:19:36 PM
I'd kidnap Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Guy who led germany into World War 1?
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Saletsia on March 15, 2007, 09:49:05 PM: Quote from: Veramark Empire on March 15, 2007, 09:48:23 PM
Quote from: Saletsia on March 15, 2007, 09:19:36 PM
I'd kidnap Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Guy who led germany into World War 1?

yep
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2007, 09:49:43 PM: oh.....

ill go back in time and tell the irish peope of england going to inavde and give them guns.......
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Monte Ozarka on March 15, 2007, 11:57:20 PM: Good luck with that.

I'd prevent the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and watch history get f'ed up.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 16, 2007, 12:01:00 AM: ok........
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tuckerani on March 16, 2007, 05:33:46 PM: Ah yeah soz ive already done that check earlier in this thread!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 16, 2007, 07:14:10 PM: i would go back and ask god to give me super powers
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on March 16, 2007, 10:07:11 PM: I'd start this thread.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 16, 2007, 10:24:26 PM: id go give the guys who are making Fallen Earth the idea 1 year ealier than what they did
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on March 17, 2007, 12:53:52 AM: *coughaddictedcough*

I'd go tell Nival what they're screwing up with HoMM V. Grr.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 17, 2007, 11:41:45 AM: what the heck is that?
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 17, 2007, 11:42:07 AM: and yes i am addectied to fallen earth
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Saletsia on March 17, 2007, 08:56:06 PM: I'ma errm...errm....visit Adam and Eve
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 17, 2007, 11:24:53 PM: id get Fallen Earth
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on March 18, 2007, 01:54:41 AM: Heroes of Might and Magic V.

I'd go visit someone with cigarettes and collectivate them.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 18, 2007, 01:55:45 AM: id do this,

ill get Fallen Earth, go back, make Wolrd of Warcraft and make a billon!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: LLANYDERN on March 19, 2007, 03:01:46 AM: kill my grandfather to cause paradoxes to blow up reality
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tuckerani on March 20, 2007, 05:08:33 PM: No make tomb raider, its the most successful game ever, i think. When is fallen earth comin out!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on March 20, 2007, 08:14:52 PM: whenever they Finnish making it
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on March 24, 2007, 03:24:38 PM: I go forward in time, find a museum dedicated to this current era and stand really still by one of the displays so that people would think I was actually part of the display. Then when people came around saying things like "heh, his cellphone is just a cellphone, how cute and stupid they were" I'd just out of the display at them screaming like a maniac to give them a good scare. Then I'd take them to an ever further future to a museum dedicated to their time to try and show them that to the people of the future the people of the past are always cute and stupid.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Wazuu! on March 26, 2007, 12:29:32 AM: I'd go back and steal Hitler's mustache
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tarrotown on March 26, 2007, 07:23:33 PM: I imagine me going back in time would go like this:
"Neato! Nazi Germany!"
"Achtung?"
"Is your name Hitler?"
"Mien Kampf!?!?"
"Hows it goin' homey!"
*bang*
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Utaia on March 26, 2007, 10:32:51 PM: i would go back in time and raise Hitler as my own and make him Jewish
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 02, 2007, 05:42:57 AM: I'd create an infinite paradox, step outside of it and see what happens.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 02, 2007, 11:59:19 AM: roflol - i love the confusion!

I think i'd have to copy what marty mcfly tried to do in bak to the future 2 (and wot biff ended up doing) i'd find out sports results tht no 1 expected to hppn put a lot of money on it and get a lot back
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 03, 2007, 09:12:10 PM: Quote from: Solnath on April 02, 2007, 05:42:57 AM
I'd create an infinite paradox, step outside of it and see what happens.

Just a quick point of order:

If the paradox is infinite in scale then how exactly do you plan to step outside of it? If it's infinite then it is all possibilities occuring at all points, and as such would be rife with paradoxes. As such I really have no fear of a paradox since I trust the fact that the universe is still here more then anything star trek or back to the future has ever told me. :)
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 04, 2007, 05:10:40 AM: Quote from: Wheresoever on April 03, 2007, 09:12:10 PM
If the paradox is infinite in scale then how exactly do you plan to step outside of it?

I'm just that hardcore. ;D
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 04, 2007, 01:47:53 PM: ^^ just to be safe i think i'd use my time machine to stop sonath from getting hers
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 04, 2007, 03:53:37 PM: I'd make sure I use my time machine to go back and stop Jet Lee from becoming the one, and also to make sure that that you remembered the "l" in Solnath, which I assume is just a stray missing of the key =] Anyone hardcore enough to exceed infinity deserves to have her name spelt right.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 04, 2007, 06:51:32 PM: I'd take mechas from the future to the Japanese in World War 2.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 04, 2007, 07:24:26 PM: I'd go back to witness the creation of humanity's most beautiful works of art.

...and I'd go back to when David Bowie used to tour in the States so I could scream like a giddy little girl and throw panties at him. Tour of the world's all-time best concerts, anyone? :drunks: I promise we'll hit Pavement and Slint, too.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 04, 2007, 08:21:20 PM: Quote from: Allama on April 04, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
I'd go back to witness the creation of humanity's most beautiful works of art.

...and I'd go back to when David Bowie used to tour in the States so I could scream like a giddy little girl and throw panties at him. Tour of the world's all-time best concerts, anyone? :drunks: I promise we'll hit Pavement and Slint, too.

I'm coming with you.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: The Empire on April 04, 2007, 08:42:05 PM: Hmmm.... @ ^^
I wonder what famous song-artists think the first time a pair of panties lands on their stage.... :P
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 04, 2007, 08:47:22 PM: "Oh no, not again!"
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: The Empire on April 04, 2007, 08:49:22 PM: Solnath, again requires a first time to already having occured...
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 04, 2007, 08:51:48 PM: Or some serious issues.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 05, 2007, 01:42:22 AM: I'd sell it for 400 million dollars.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 05, 2007, 01:57:36 PM: Quote from: Algerianbania on April 05, 2007, 01:42:22 AM
I'd sell it for 400 million dollars.

I think you'd be getting ripped off. You gotta go for the jugular, hun!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on April 05, 2007, 03:41:06 PM: id fast forward myself to the day Fallen earth came out
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 05, 2007, 03:50:20 PM: @The Empire^

i guess that what the famous song artists think depend upon the knickers (size, state, colour, kinkiness etc) and on the person who threw thm if they are visible - unfortunately i dn't know either Solnath or Allama well enough to comment on their underware or shapely, feminine bodies (physique)

hmmm my imagination is working over time - best if i stop typing
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 05, 2007, 05:12:20 PM: Careful, orsis; wouldn't want your head to explode, now would we?

I think I'd also use a time machine to go back to the era of our cave-dwelling ancestors. I'd bring a blowtorch and a megaphone to impress them and become their queen; "not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn... All will love me and despair!" Caveman minions, hehe!

The only problem would be that they wouldn't get my LotR references. ::)
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: The Empire on April 05, 2007, 05:52:47 PM: LOL@^
I would go back to meet up with Caesar before he became dictator and present him with about a dozen Leo 2A6s and a generous compliment of fuel and ammo for them and become the first technical officer and tank-general ever :P
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 05, 2007, 08:20:29 PM: I'd go tell Hitler to give Rommel more power.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 06, 2007, 10:30:35 AM: @Allama - is that possible? (my head exploding)

if i could go back and alter something in my own life i'd stop myself from being born early
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 01:46:51 PM: So would I. >:D
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 06, 2007, 04:08:32 PM: I'd love to be able to send my current consciousness into my child form as a type of time travel. I'd do things a little different and really enjoy freaking people out when the kid they were talking to started talking back like an adult... just seems like it'd be a lot of fun
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 04:49:41 PM: If been thinking 'bout the same thing, but if I could do that, I'd just use it on trifles, nothing really important. Re-experience certain moments so many times that they become mundane while they used to be special. 'tis a dangerous path.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 06, 2007, 05:58:46 PM: If nothing is certain then all paths hold danger. Safety is an illusion at best, a barrier to keep the mind from considering all the possibilities and the risks they hold.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 06, 2007, 07:07:00 PM: of course now we r on the difficult topic of wondering if there is such thing as choices - do we all have a destiny is everthin preordaned etc
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 07:23:04 PM: Enable time travel and destiny is extinct.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 06, 2007, 08:10:49 PM: Without free will all philosophy becomes a joke. I question the sick sense of humor of an all controlling deity that would deem those it controls to have such a notion of free will if they are to be denied it.

Ultimately though seeing as the fractal torus of reality progressing infinitely into, out of and parallel to itself occurs on levels far larger, far smaller and blocked by that which we can see to leave any absolute certainty as to the "truth" of the matter. So if the choice be mine I choose to believe in free will even though the choice is made entirely on a leap of faith.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 08:22:31 PM: In the presence of an all-powerful being, free will is naught but lies. Without such, well, free will is naught but probability manipulation.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Varkour on April 06, 2007, 09:31:22 PM: I would travel back to last summer and watch the Strokes at Roskilde!

;D
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 06, 2007, 09:44:02 PM: Quote from: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 08:22:31 PM
In the presence of an all-powerful being, free will is naught but lies. Without such, well, free will is naught but probability manipulation.

To be able to manipulate probability is to assert one's will over probability, as one chooses actions based on the desired manipulation one is in fact asserting free will. Of course as much as you can choose your actions unfortunately one cannot choose their outcomes, if we could I'd have had far more success in my various endevours.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 07, 2007, 09:53:55 PM: wouldn't we all?
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM: i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 08, 2007, 01:24:01 AM: Quote from: Boba Fett on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on April 08, 2007, 01:06:44 PM: Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 08, 2007, 01:52:02 PM: I'd lock time travel.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 08, 2007, 03:39:32 PM: Quote from: Boba Fett on April 08, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 08, 2007, 04:41:23 PM: I'd spare with Muhammid Ali, and just before he KO's me, I'd jump back into the time machine and yell, "HAHA! You missed!"
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 08, 2007, 07:00:14 PM: Ooooh, yeah, I'd go train with Bruce Lee!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 08, 2007, 10:12:16 PM: I'd bring Bruce Lee around time to fight various historical figures, then turn my experiences into a saturday morning cartoon.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on April 08, 2007, 11:46:41 PM: Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 08, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!

I'll go back far engough back to break up your parebts so then you werent born! HA HA!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 09, 2007, 12:40:45 AM: Quote from: Boba Fett on April 08, 2007, 11:46:41 PM
Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 08, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
Quote from: Wheresoever on April 08, 2007, 01:24:01 AM
Quote from: Boba Fett on April 07, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!

I'll go back far engough back to break up your parebts so then you werent born! HA HA!

Then I'll just go back and alter human evolution so that way we reproduce asexually.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 09, 2007, 01:57:14 PM: If we reproduced asexually, do you think we would bud or spore? Just curious, is all.

Quote from: orsis on April 06, 2007, 10:30:35 AM
@Allama - is that possible? (my head exploding)

if i could go back and alter something in my own life i'd stop myself from being born early

Yes, it is. Even thinking of maximum sexiness will do that to a man. (SO MUCH sarcasm)

I would do the same, actually. I was born early in the seventh month. How premature were you?
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 09, 2007, 02:52:31 PM: We'd be a bud. Cause a spore is like all weird and stuff.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 09, 2007, 04:25:00 PM: I'd use the spatial transport capacity to visit everyone here.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 09, 2007, 04:27:33 PM: NO! Leave me alone!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 09, 2007, 04:28:20 PM: Quote from: Solnath on April 09, 2007, 04:25:00 PM
I'd use the spatial transport capacity to visit everyone here.

I'd go back so I had just enough time to clean my apartment. Wouldn't want to embarass ourselves when surprise visitors came over, now would we?
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 09, 2007, 04:30:15 PM: I'd go back to when Solnath is just about to visit everyone and stop him.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Varkour on April 09, 2007, 07:38:03 PM: I'd do the same, but let Solnath visit Algeriabania for a laugh :)
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 09, 2007, 10:41:58 PM: I stop laughter from being created so that you can't have that laugh.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bara on April 10, 2007, 09:11:57 PM: id shut ^ up
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 11, 2007, 03:21:29 AM: I'd make Boba post something positive for a change
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 11, 2007, 10:17:37 AM: I'd prevent ^^ from ever having such issues.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 11, 2007, 01:44:01 PM: I'd go back and cause ^^^^ save one another's lives and become best friends. Half for entertainment value, of course.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 11, 2007, 02:03:33 PM: The rest because you're a sadist who likes to control other people's lives. Yeah, we get that a lot. :fight:

I'd join Timekeepers.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 11, 2007, 02:50:17 PM: Quote from: Solnath on April 11, 2007, 02:03:33 PM
The rest because you're a sadist who likes to control other people's lives. Yeah, we get that a lot. :fight:

Hells yes.

I'd go back to 1963 to de-virginize David Bowie. It's my Moonage Daydream, oh yeah...
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Algerianbania on April 11, 2007, 03:05:38 PM: I'm sorry, David Bowie was born without his virginity. He's that hardcore.

I'd drink a crap load of booze from like 1300. I hear it was awesome back then.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 11, 2007, 04:03:39 PM: I'd find all the most virulent plagues and bring them to today when we could really use our numbers cut down.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Daimiaen on April 12, 2007, 04:55:12 PM: I'd go back to just before I over watered my cactus and tell me not too.....
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 12, 2007, 07:03:35 PM: I'd get more alcohol so I wouldn't run out of it.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 16, 2007, 04:25:19 PM: @Allama i was born 3 months earlier which caused me to have a disability tho clearly it hasn't addled my brains as much as your brains have been addled

When Solnath first joined us Solnath was female (and proud of it - check my welcome thread second page)
had a dancing girl avatar that never changed but now changes frequently and unless i am very much mistaken she was also 20. Solnath is now 18 (check Solnaths profile)

for Christs sake people even the style of typing as in what is said is totally different in terms of personality am i the only 1 who finds all this rather frighteningly odd?

i suspect some hacking has been going on here
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 17, 2007, 10:37:38 AM: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That was just to snap at you because it said I'm male on my profile and I was slightly upset that you didn't even bother checking it. But me being twenty? What? Not sure about my writing style changing, 'cause that could be just me relaxing to a new environment. :shrug:
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 17, 2007, 03:23:23 PM: i noticed - and it scared me shitless cos no 1 else was reactin 2 it so i thought i was goin crazy n left it 4 a few days - then i grew some balls trusted my instincts n checked the necessary threads before making my post
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 17, 2007, 06:39:16 PM: Umm... If I had a time machine I would use it to bring back the dodo. Kick some unnatural evolutionary ass, my birdie friends!
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Zimmerwald on April 17, 2007, 06:40:32 PM: If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to prevent the Thirty Years War.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 18, 2007, 08:19:56 AM: I'd see how the other candidates for the leadership of the CPSU would have managed.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: orsis on April 18, 2007, 03:36:36 PM: i'd eat a dodo
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 18, 2007, 04:02:38 PM: I'd cook one for ^.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 19, 2007, 01:28:30 AM: I'd go back and be the first to pwn the games forum
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 19, 2007, 08:08:35 AM: I'd get my black title back.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bustos on April 19, 2007, 12:27:13 PM: You wannabes wish.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Solnath on April 19, 2007, 12:34:27 PM: I'd do this faster.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Bustos on April 19, 2007, 12:42:50 PM: You cant keep up wannabe.

Go back in time and....nvm I did all I wanted to do.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 19, 2007, 04:40:42 PM: I'd go back in time and undid all you wanted to do
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Khem on April 19, 2007, 05:26:24 PM: i would take the citezens of taijitu along with all needed supplies to the dawn of civilization and have us start it up in our own image thus altering history for the better.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Allama on April 19, 2007, 05:35:14 PM: I'd go with ^.
Title: Re: If I Had a Time Machine
Post by: Tacolicious on April 19, 2007, 05:37:43 PM: I'm up for that, plus it'll make taking any history classes a breeze since I'll already know the answers. And if I get one wrong I can go back and make it right
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Post by: Khem on April 19, 2007, 05:39:01 PM: i would eliminate coconuts before they could become so popular.
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Post by: Tacolicious on April 19, 2007, 06:19:53 PM: I'd keep Chris Farley away from the coke.
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Post by: Solnath on April 20, 2007, 05:17:52 AM: I'd take Hitler and put him in Auschwitz as a Jew.
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Post by: Tacolicious on April 21, 2007, 11:59:45 PM: I'd go back and give people the worst advice I could.... Buy Bre-X, it's a solid long term investment...
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Post by: Solnath on June 07, 2007, 10:47:39 PM: I'd make easy money.
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Post by: orsis on June 09, 2007, 09:19:40 PM: i'd convince everyone i was god
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 09, 2007, 10:42:41 PM: I'd set the dial for -30 seconds from start and see what happens
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Post by: Aquatoria on June 09, 2007, 11:26:57 PM: I would go back to see what my dad looked like
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Post by: orsis on June 10, 2007, 11:08:03 AM: i'd see what hppned in my future and thn change it to my liking
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Post by: Bara on June 10, 2007, 09:06:55 PM: i would get world of warcraft insted of SWG
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Post by: Algerianbania on June 10, 2007, 11:48:53 PM: Quote from: Boba Fett on June 10, 2007, 09:06:55 PM
i would get world of warcraft insted of SWG

/slap!

I would come back to when Soly was born, and steal him you that I could take him apart and study him.
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Post by: Bara on June 12, 2007, 08:27:36 PM: Quote from: Boba Fett on June 10, 2007, 09:06:55 PM
i would get world of warcraft insted of SWG
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Post by: Solnath on June 17, 2007, 07:47:24 PM: I'd go watch the birth of Luna.
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Post by: Prydania on June 21, 2007, 02:12:32 AM: Shoot Hitler.
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Post by: Of The US on June 21, 2007, 05:13:47 AM: stop IS from shooting hitler
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Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 10:14:04 PM: Why, OTUS?

I'd see exactly what happened in the three days between Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.
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Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 07:37:42 PM: id go back, and see if Jesus had a wife. if he did, ok. if he didnt ok.
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Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 10:09:19 PM: Probably the most coherent, intelligent thing you've said in a while, Bara. Good job.

I'd pause time and do everything I wanted to do (beat my video games, read my books, finish my homework, watch all kinds of movies, figure out what she likes so I can be the suave guy who knows exactly what she wants, etc.)
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Post by: Osamafune on July 13, 2007, 12:34:32 AM: Too bad I didn't know about this topic before making this post:

Quote from: Osafune on July 13, 2007, 12:32:57 AM
If I was God, I'd reverse time back to Monday morning right before I bought my PS3, then wait a couple hours and THEN get the PS3 because by then the $100 price drop should have been in effect.
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Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 07:56:00 PM: id probably go back, and see who invented fire.
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Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 08:42:59 PM: Quote from: Osafune on July 13, 2007, 12:34:32 AM
Too bad I didn't know about this topic before making this post:

Quote from: Osafune on July 13, 2007, 12:32:57 AM
If I was God, I'd reverse time back to Monday morning right before I bought my PS3, then wait a couple hours and THEN get the PS3 because by then the $100 price drop should have been in effect.

Ouch...that sucks. I'm waiting until winter for the PS3 because the games I'm waiting for (especially Metal Gear Solid 4, Burnout Paradise, and Metal Gear Solid 4) won't be out until at least November.

On that note, I'd travel back in time and buy such games as Air Raid, Xenogears, and other extremely rare games when they were cheap and easy to find, then come back to the present and make a crapload of money.
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:40:35 AM: I'd steal funny jokes and tell them to the creators 5 years earlier
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Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:35:39 PM: I'll go back and tell the pope not to begin the crusades. And the world is not flat, and if you sail east, you will find a new land.

and then, poof. no Iraq war!
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Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:42:56 PM: I'd go back and convince the first pope to abdicate.
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Post by: Bialy Rycesz on August 31, 2007, 04:51:45 AM: I would go to the Wild West era and have an old fashioned rip roaring good time.........oh yeah!
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Post by: Khem on August 31, 2007, 08:50:54 AM: first i would stop time everytime i needed to get sleep and get ready for work. just so i could get a full twelve hours every sleep cycle. i would also go forword in time and findout the winning numbers for everything and make myself rich enough to buy new england. after buying new england i would go into the future again and steal their technology to make new england more advanced than anyone else. then....
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Post by: Amy on September 01, 2007, 07:34:08 PM: I would go back to two weeks ago, so I'd have another two weeks off work.
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Post by: Bialy Rycesz on September 02, 2007, 05:11:19 AM: I'd go back and steal Bill Gates idea.......man would I be set
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Post by: Cyadkuso on September 09, 2007, 02:50:39 AM: I would go back in time to tell Bara that the people knew the world was not flat and than go further back to the Middle Ages and show them the almighty gun.
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Post by: Bialy Rycesz on September 09, 2007, 04:39:01 AM: I would assassinate Stalin,Ivan the terrible,and Karl Marx,then go back to fight in the siege of Tyre
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Post by: Bara on September 09, 2007, 11:45:15 PM: i would go back, and give the Incas paintball guns and sees what happens
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Post by: Bialy Rycesz on September 10, 2007, 01:51:49 AM: very good one Bara,I would've added hitler to my list but someone already took him out.
I would go back and witness the defense of Wien
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Post by: Libertalien on September 10, 2007, 04:48:19 AM: I would go to the past and prevent a certain mistake, I made from occurring because I accidentally injured someone badly and still feel guilty about it.
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Post by: Bender1968 on September 10, 2007, 07:24:07 AM: I would love to go back and see how the planets formed and life sprang up on planet Earth
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Post by: Cyadkuso on September 13, 2007, 12:50:18 AM: I would go back and see what really took out the dinosaurs
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Post by: Bara on September 13, 2007, 07:44:05 PM: it was zombie ninjas.

I would go back, and make sure none of the peolpe who bully me never lived... mu ha ha ha
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Post by: Cyadkuso on September 15, 2007, 06:43:46 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on September 13, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
make sure none of the peolpe who bully me never lived... mu ha ha ha
isn't that a double negative? :shrug:

If I had a time machine I would save a couple of the raptor eggs from the zombie ninjas.
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Post by: Utaia on September 15, 2007, 06:52:06 PM: if i had a time machine i would go back in time and tell everyone in the twin towers to evacuate, so no1 would be killed on sep. 11th.
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Post by: Bara on September 15, 2007, 10:31:49 PM: i would go fast forward into the furte, and see what mankind has done
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Post by: Cyadkuso on September 16, 2007, 08:11:37 PM: If I had a time machine I would go back in time to the man that invented the time machine and steal his plans and patents.