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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #255 on: June 17, 2007, 07:47:24 PM »
I'd go watch the birth of Luna.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #256 on: June 21, 2007, 02:12:32 AM »
Shoot Hitler.

Offline Of The US

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #257 on: June 21, 2007, 05:13:47 AM »
stop IS from shooting hitler
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #258 on: July 03, 2007, 10:14:04 PM »
Why, OTUS?

I'd see exactly what happened in the three days between Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #259 on: July 04, 2007, 07:37:42 PM »
id go back, and see if Jesus had a wife. if he did, ok. if he didnt ok.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #260 on: July 12, 2007, 10:09:19 PM »
Probably the most coherent, intelligent thing you've said in a while, Bara.  Good job.

I'd pause time and do everything I wanted to do (beat my video games, read my books, finish my homework, watch all kinds of movies, figure out what she likes so I can be the suave guy who knows exactly what she wants, etc.)
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #261 on: July 13, 2007, 12:34:32 AM »
Too bad I didn't know about this topic before making this post:

If I was God, I'd reverse time back to Monday morning right before I bought my PS3, then wait a couple hours and THEN get the PS3 because by then the $100 price drop should have been in effect.

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #262 on: July 13, 2007, 07:56:00 PM »
id probably go back, and see who invented fire.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #263 on: July 13, 2007, 08:42:59 PM »
Too bad I didn't know about this topic before making this post:

If I was God, I'd reverse time back to Monday morning right before I bought my PS3, then wait a couple hours and THEN get the PS3 because by then the $100 price drop should have been in effect.

Ouch...that sucks.  I'm waiting until winter for the PS3 because the games I'm waiting for (especially Metal Gear Solid 4, Burnout Paradise, and Metal Gear Solid 4) won't be out until at least November.

On that note, I'd travel back in time and buy such games as Air Raid, Xenogears, and other extremely rare games when they were cheap and easy to find, then come back to the present and make a crapload of money.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #264 on: July 19, 2007, 06:40:35 AM »
I'd steal funny jokes and tell them to the creators 5 years earlier
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #265 on: July 19, 2007, 01:35:39 PM »
I'll go back and tell the pope not to begin the crusades. And the world is not flat, and if you sail east, you will find a new land.

and then, poof. no Iraq war!
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #266 on: July 19, 2007, 07:42:56 PM »
I'd go back and convince the first pope to abdicate.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #267 on: August 31, 2007, 04:51:45 AM »
I would go to the Wild West era and have an old fashioned rip roaring good time.........oh yeah!
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #268 on: August 31, 2007, 08:50:54 AM »
first i would stop time everytime i needed to get sleep and get ready for work. just so i could get a full twelve hours every sleep cycle. i would also go forword in time and findout the winning numbers for everything and make myself rich enough to buy new england. after buying new england i would go into the future again and steal their technology to make new england more advanced than anyone else. then....

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #269 on: September 01, 2007, 07:34:08 PM »
I would go back to two weeks ago, so I'd have another two weeks off work.