If I Had a Time Machine

[Varkour]

I would travel back to last summer and watch the Strokes at Roskilde!

 

[Tacolicious]

In the presence of an all-powerful being, free will is naught but lies. Without such, well, free will is naught but probability manipulation.

To be able to manipulate probability is to assert one's will over probability, as one chooses actions based on the desired manipulation one is in fact asserting free will. Of course as much as you can choose your actions unfortunately one cannot choose their outcomes, if we could I'd have had far more success in my various endevours.

[orsis]

wouldn't we all?

[Bara]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

[Tacolicious]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Bara]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

[Solnath]

I'd lock time travel.

[Tacolicious]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!

[Algerianbania]

I'd spare with Muhammid Ali, and just before he KO's me, I'd jump back into the time machine and yell, "HAHA! You missed!"

[Solnath]

Ooooh, yeah, I'd go train with Bruce Lee!

[Tacolicious]

I'd bring Bruce Lee around time to fight various historical figures, then turn my experiences into a saturday morning cartoon.

[Bara]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!

I'll go back far engough back to break up your parebts so then you werent born! HA HA!

[Tacolicious]

i would go back with a bunch of salt in ancient ghana, trade it for gold, come back and buy all the stuff i wanted to buy. (mainly Star Wars stuff)

It's going to be funny to watch you try to explain where you got all this gold from when you try to liquidate it in the present. I'd use the time machine to go back and make it look like nazi gold so that everyone in the present thinks you're not only a nazi, but a big enough nazi to have large sums of nazi gold.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ill go back with a time machine while you where busy trying to make it look like nazi gold , ill muder you

I sense this turning into a bill and ted kinda argument here. So I'll go back and replace the murder weapon with an ice cream cone. WYLD STALLYNS!

I'll go back far engough back to break up your parebts so then you werent born! HA HA!

Then I'll just go back and alter human evolution so that way we reproduce asexually.

[Allama]

If we reproduced asexually, do you think we would bud or spore?  Just curious, is all.

@Allama - is that possible? (my head exploding)

if i could go back and alter something in my own life i'd stop myself from being born early

Yes, it is.  Even thinking of maximum sexiness will do that to a man. (SO MUCH sarcasm)

I would do the same, actually.  I was born early in the seventh month.  How premature were you?

[Algerianbania]

We'd be a bud. Cause a spore is like all weird and stuff.