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Offline Utaia

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #165 on: March 26, 2007, 10:32:51 PM »
i would go back in time and raise Hitler as my own and make him Jewish
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #166 on: April 02, 2007, 05:42:57 AM »
I'd create an infinite paradox, step outside of it and see what happens.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #167 on: April 02, 2007, 11:59:19 AM »
roflol - i love the confusion!

I think i'd have to copy what marty mcfly tried to do in bak to the future 2 (and wot biff ended up doing) i'd find out sports results tht no 1 expected to hppn put a lot of money on it and get a lot back
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #168 on: April 03, 2007, 09:12:10 PM »
Quote from: Solnath on April 02, 2007, 05:42:57 AM
I'd create an infinite paradox, step outside of it and see what happens.

Just a quick point of order:

If the paradox is infinite in scale then how exactly do you plan to step outside of it? If it's infinite then it is all possibilities occuring at all points, and as such would be rife with paradoxes. As such I really have no fear of a paradox since I trust the fact that the universe is still here more then anything star trek or back to the future has ever told me.  :)
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #169 on: April 04, 2007, 05:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Wheresoever on April 03, 2007, 09:12:10 PM
If the paradox is infinite in scale then how exactly do you plan to step outside of it?

I'm just that hardcore. ;D
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #170 on: April 04, 2007, 01:47:53 PM »
^^ just to be safe i think i'd use my time machine to stop sonath from getting hers
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #171 on: April 04, 2007, 03:53:37 PM »
I'd make sure I use my time machine to go back and stop Jet Lee from becoming the one, and also to make sure that that you remembered the "l" in Solnath, which I assume is just a stray missing of the key =] Anyone hardcore enough to exceed infinity deserves to have her name spelt right.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #172 on: April 04, 2007, 06:51:32 PM »
I'd take mechas from the future to the Japanese in World War 2.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #173 on: April 04, 2007, 07:24:26 PM »
I'd go back to witness the creation of humanity's most beautiful works of art.

...and I'd go back to when David Bowie used to tour in the States so I could scream like a giddy little girl and throw panties at him.  Tour of the world's all-time best concerts, anyone?   :drunks:  I promise we'll hit Pavement and Slint, too.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #174 on: April 04, 2007, 08:21:20 PM »
Quote from: Allama on April 04, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
I'd go back to witness the creation of humanity's most beautiful works of art.

...and I'd go back to when David Bowie used to tour in the States so I could scream like a giddy little girl and throw panties at him.  Tour of the world's all-time best concerts, anyone?   :drunks:  I promise we'll hit Pavement and Slint, too.

I'm coming with you.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #175 on: April 04, 2007, 08:42:05 PM »
Hmmm.... @ ^^
I wonder what famous song-artists think the first time a pair of panties lands on their stage.... :P
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #176 on: April 04, 2007, 08:47:22 PM »
"Oh no, not again!"
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #177 on: April 04, 2007, 08:49:22 PM »
Solnath, again requires a first time to already having occured...
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #178 on: April 04, 2007, 08:51:48 PM »
Or some serious issues.
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Re: If I Had a Time Machine
« Reply #179 on: April 05, 2007, 01:42:22 AM »
I'd sell it for 400 million dollars.
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