News: Citoyen priority warning: Not reporting counter-revolutionary activities is conspiracy to commit counter-revolution under the Anticivil Activities Act. Penalties go up to and include permanent Ecclesiastical explusion.
I'd use the spatial transport capacity to visit everyone here.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
The rest because you're a sadist who likes to control other people's lives. Yeah, we get that a lot.