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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2007, 04:58:45 AM »
I'm going to need a lawyer to be a member of the Church of the Holy Cookie it seems... What if I wrap the cookies in plastic wrap so they can never touch the floor or be otherwise tainted?
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Offline Khablan

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2007, 05:12:46 AM »
Wise is he who wraps his cookies to preserve them and keep them from taint.  Verily, I say unto thee, neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night shall stay these cookies from their appointed destinies.  Not even dropping on the flooreth.  Thy plastic wrap shall comfort thee and thou shalt fear no floor dirt.
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2007, 05:22:28 AM »
I wish I was able to go invisible and unaudible at will as two separate abilities

EDIT: Including clothes

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2007, 01:31:43 PM »
How much noise do your clothes make that you need to silence them at will?
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Offline Khablan

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2007, 02:06:41 PM »
Well, Taco, maybe he wears corduroys - they do that 'swish-swish' thing when you walk.  And then there's creaking shoes, or the clicking of high heels.  Leather jackets can sort of creak too, now that I think of it.  And if you want that leather jacket to look REALLY macho, you have to wear chains on it, and that clinks.  And don't forget sets of bangle bracelets - lots of tinkling there.  What about a Darth Vader helmet - it makes that really cool labored breathing sound.  I wonder if Empire's helmet does that. 
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2007, 05:01:18 PM »
...I was a Oscar Myer Wiener.
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2007, 09:10:25 PM »
... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2007, 11:30:57 PM »
competent in sports
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2007, 03:53:26 PM »
...the goddess of coffee AND cookies.  Then I'd be set for life.
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2007, 08:57:16 PM »
... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2007, 05:24:10 PM »
...on a tropical island.

Offline Bara

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2007, 07:58:58 PM »
... living on a Houseboat
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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2007, 09:18:47 PM »
...on a houseboat near a tropical island.

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2007, 09:40:44 PM »
... wned a blotgun
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Offline Heleria

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Re: I wish I was...
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2007, 07:20:21 PM »
I wish I was a Citizen of Taijitu.
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Credo in Spiritum sanctum, sanctam ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum,
carnis resurrectionem, et vitam aeternam. Amen.