Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Khablan on June 23, 2007, 06:47:30 PM
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Finish the sentence.
Examples:
... rich.
... in Nova Scotia.
... drop-dead gorgeous so I could kill my enemies by flashing them with my awesome drop-dead bod.
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...... going to be here for the next 2 months.
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...not so emo.
/me broods. :'(
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Rich enough to afford to hire somebody to sit in my house 24/7 JUST to walk the darn dog. Okay, pup, I'm coming, I'm coming.
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the president so i could make a law to keep my friend here and not have her move all the way to Texas!! completely different country!!
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the president, so I could outlaw mullets once and for all! Just think of all the cheering...
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...able to make ^ President.
EDIT: Vive, "giggles4u992?" What the-?
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...out of debt, so I could afford a less cramped place for Chris and I to live.
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...able to mind control Deryck Whibley so I could do nasty things to him because he has it coming.
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...an immortal, invulnerable shape-shifter... I could have a lot of fun over the ages if I were
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ooh, a shapeshifter? Just think! We could eat ALL THE COOKIES WE WANT because we could just use our power to whittle that waistline down to zip up our jeans again! What a concept!
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Not only that, but you could shape shift into a god like creature that demands to be fed cookies... then you'd have unlimited cookies being brought to you.
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Oh yes, goddess of cookies. I do like that.
Thou shalt not burn thy cookies, and neither shalt thou drop them on the floor.
Thou shalt not steal cookies.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cookies, nor bear false witness against him in the hopes of getting cookies.
Thou shalt honor thy cookie bakers.
For six days shalt thou labor, and on the seventh day shalt thou offer upon the altar of the cookie goddess one tenth of all the cookies that thou owns. And no sneaking one back into your pocket for the trip home.
Yup, I could live with that.
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So if we drop cookies on the floor can we find salvation in the five second rule?
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Thou mayest find salvation in the five second rule, unless it is the third Sunday of any month with an R in it, or when the moon is in the seventh house, or when Jupiter aligns with Mars. On those exception days must thou kneel toward the Holy Ovens and offer the sacred prayer, "If you want me to eat that cookie, give me no sign." And if thou receivest no sign, then thou mayest eat the cookie. Unless five seconds have already passed. In which case, thou snoozeth, thou loseth.
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I'm going to need a lawyer to be a member of the Church of the Holy Cookie it seems... What if I wrap the cookies in plastic wrap so they can never touch the floor or be otherwise tainted?
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Wise is he who wraps his cookies to preserve them and keep them from taint. Verily, I say unto thee, neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night shall stay these cookies from their appointed destinies. Not even dropping on the flooreth. Thy plastic wrap shall comfort thee and thou shalt fear no floor dirt.
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I wish I was able to go invisible and unaudible at will as two separate abilities
EDIT: Including clothes
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How much noise do your clothes make that you need to silence them at will?
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Well, Taco, maybe he wears corduroys - they do that 'swish-swish' thing when you walk. And then there's creaking shoes, or the clicking of high heels. Leather jackets can sort of creak too, now that I think of it. And if you want that leather jacket to look REALLY macho, you have to wear chains on it, and that clinks. And don't forget sets of bangle bracelets - lots of tinkling there. What about a Darth Vader helmet - it makes that really cool labored breathing sound. I wonder if Empire's helmet does that.
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...I was a Oscar Myer Wiener.
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... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st
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competent in sports
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...the goddess of coffee AND cookies. Then I'd be set for life.
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... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st
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...on a tropical island.
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... living on a Houseboat
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...on a houseboat near a tropical island.
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... wned a blotgun
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I wish I was a Citizen of Taijitu.
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We can fix that, you know! ;D
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... wned a blotgun
same thin i said earlier
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Thin? Who said thin? Did you mean Fin? The Swedes won't like that!
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32.
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..me
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...worshipped as the one true god by all who come across me, so i could make the world a better place.
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a very sexy god he he
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...warmer. My feet are freezing! Where's that pup...
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.. one of those cool guys you see on Tv that gets all the chicks and sleeps with them 3 mins after he meets them..oh yeah
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Your hormones are showing, Bara.
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i blame pubtery
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You'll get over that. Wait. You're male. Never mind that, then. Here, have a cookie.
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YEY! COOKIES!
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The ultimate pwner...which I almost am.
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in the matrix.
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not forced to look @ Bara's sig every time I went to a page he posted on.
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able to make Trey shut up
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thinking of what I wish I was.
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able to let trey see greatness of Fallen Earth.
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able to let trey see greatness of Fallen Earth.
Want to send me a copy of the game and pay for the first three months? I'm in!
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you know, i think it might be free. just pay for the game, like the retail price, and thats it!
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650 feet tall in downtown Tokyo
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also 650 foot tall in downtown tokyo, laughing my head off.
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bill gates just so i can say i had a billion dallors
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able to fly.
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Carlos Slim Helu so I could say I was richer than Bill Gates.
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aable to shut down disney channel
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made of candy
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able to eat a Taco made of candy.
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really blazed.
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I wish I was asleep, but my gf asked me to spam for her :D
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I wish I was back in Canterbury already.