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Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Khablan on June 23, 2007, 06:47:30 PM

Title: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 23, 2007, 06:47:30 PM
Finish the sentence.

Examples:
... rich.
... in Nova Scotia.
... drop-dead gorgeous so I could kill my enemies by flashing them with my awesome drop-dead bod.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Algerianbania on June 23, 2007, 07:13:12 PM
...... going to be here for the next 2 months.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Solnath on June 23, 2007, 10:06:59 PM
...not so emo.
 /me broods. :'(
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 24, 2007, 05:55:25 AM
Rich enough to afford to hire somebody to sit in my house 24/7 JUST to walk the darn dog.  Okay, pup, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Vive Mon Genie on June 25, 2007, 02:50:40 AM
the president so i could make a law to keep my friend here and not have her move all the way to Texas!! completely different country!!
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 25, 2007, 04:57:20 AM
the president, so I could outlaw mullets once and for all!  Just think of all the cheering...
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Solnath on June 25, 2007, 03:59:09 PM
...able to make ^ President.

EDIT: Vive, "giggles4u992?" What the-?
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Allama on June 25, 2007, 04:06:38 PM
...out of debt, so I could afford a less cramped place for Chris and I to live.
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Post by: Solnath on June 25, 2007, 06:05:29 PM
...able to mind control Deryck Whibley so I could do nasty things to him because he has it coming.
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 25, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
...an immortal, invulnerable shape-shifter... I could have a lot of fun over the ages if I were
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 25, 2007, 08:48:53 PM
ooh, a shapeshifter?  Just think!  We could eat ALL THE COOKIES WE WANT because we could just use our power to whittle that waistline down to zip up our jeans again!  What a concept!
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on June 25, 2007, 10:05:14 PM
Not only that, but you could shape shift into a god like creature that demands to be fed cookies... then you'd have unlimited cookies being brought to you.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 26, 2007, 12:27:29 AM
Oh yes, goddess of cookies.  I do like that. 

Thou shalt not burn thy cookies, and neither shalt thou drop them on the floor.
Thou shalt not steal cookies.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cookies, nor bear false witness against him in the hopes of getting cookies.
Thou shalt honor thy cookie bakers.
For six days shalt thou labor, and on the seventh day shalt thou offer upon the altar of the cookie goddess one tenth of all the cookies that thou owns.  And no sneaking one back into your pocket for the trip home.

Yup, I could live with that.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on June 26, 2007, 01:12:57 AM
So if we drop cookies on the floor can we find salvation in the five second rule?
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 26, 2007, 03:22:43 AM
Thou mayest find salvation in the five second rule, unless it is the third Sunday of any month with an R in it, or when the moon is in the seventh house, or when Jupiter aligns with Mars.  On those exception days must thou kneel toward the Holy Ovens and offer the sacred prayer, "If you want me to eat that cookie, give me no sign."  And if thou receivest no sign, then thou mayest eat the cookie.  Unless five seconds have already passed.  In which case, thou snoozeth, thou loseth.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on June 26, 2007, 04:58:45 AM
I'm going to need a lawyer to be a member of the Church of the Holy Cookie it seems... What if I wrap the cookies in plastic wrap so they can never touch the floor or be otherwise tainted?
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 26, 2007, 05:12:46 AM
Wise is he who wraps his cookies to preserve them and keep them from taint.  Verily, I say unto thee, neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night shall stay these cookies from their appointed destinies.  Not even dropping on the flooreth.  Thy plastic wrap shall comfort thee and thou shalt fear no floor dirt.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: The Empire on June 26, 2007, 05:22:28 AM
I wish I was able to go invisible and unaudible at will as two separate abilities

EDIT: Including clothes
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on June 26, 2007, 01:31:43 PM
How much noise do your clothes make that you need to silence them at will?
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 26, 2007, 02:06:41 PM
Well, Taco, maybe he wears corduroys - they do that 'swish-swish' thing when you walk.  And then there's creaking shoes, or the clicking of high heels.  Leather jackets can sort of creak too, now that I think of it.  And if you want that leather jacket to look REALLY macho, you have to wear chains on it, and that clinks.  And don't forget sets of bangle bracelets - lots of tinkling there.  What about a Darth Vader helmet - it makes that really cool labored breathing sound.  I wonder if Empire's helmet does that. 
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Slaughts on June 26, 2007, 05:01:18 PM
...I was a Oscar Myer Wiener.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on June 26, 2007, 09:10:25 PM
... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Trey on June 26, 2007, 11:30:57 PM
competent in sports
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 27, 2007, 03:53:26 PM
...the goddess of coffee AND cookies.  Then I'd be set for life.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 08:57:16 PM
... In the Imperial guard..or the space marines, wahtever comes 1st

Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Chloe on June 28, 2007, 05:24:10 PM
...on a tropical island.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 07:58:58 PM
... living on a Houseboat
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Post by: Chloe on June 28, 2007, 09:18:47 PM
...on a houseboat near a tropical island.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 09:40:44 PM
... wned a blotgun
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Post by: Heleria on June 29, 2007, 07:20:21 PM
I wish I was a Citizen of Taijitu.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 08:34:34 PM
We can fix that, you know!   ;D
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Kailazerc on June 30, 2007, 12:50:44 AM
... wned a blotgun

same thin i said earlier
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on June 30, 2007, 02:38:43 AM
Thin? Who said thin? Did you mean Fin? The Swedes won't like that!
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on June 30, 2007, 05:59:35 AM
32. 
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:35:41 PM
..me
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
...worshipped as the one true god by all who come across me, so i could make the world a better place.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 04:04:58 PM
a very sexy god he he
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on July 01, 2007, 04:19:40 PM
...warmer.  My feet are freezing!  Where's that pup...
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 04:22:33 PM
.. one of those cool guys you see on Tv that gets all the chicks and sleeps with them 3 mins after he meets them..oh yeah
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on July 01, 2007, 04:25:49 PM
Your hormones are showing, Bara.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 04:30:20 PM
i blame pubtery
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Khablan on July 02, 2007, 05:32:22 AM
You'll get over that.  Wait.  You're male.  Never mind that, then.  Here, have a cookie.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 02, 2007, 02:32:05 PM
YEY! COOKIES!
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Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 11:01:58 PM
The ultimate pwner...which I almost am.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 08:23:03 PM
in the matrix.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 10:07:08 PM
not forced to look @ Bara's sig every time I went to a page he posted on.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 07:40:00 PM
able to make Trey shut up
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 07:43:18 PM
thinking of what I wish I was.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 07:47:35 PM
able to let trey see greatness of Fallen Earth.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 09:03:17 PM
able to let trey see greatness of Fallen Earth.

Want to send me a copy of the game and pay for the first three months?  I'm in!
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 12:13:19 AM
you know, i think it might be free. just pay for the game, like the retail price, and thats it!
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:27:26 AM
650 feet tall in downtown Tokyo
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:29:23 AM
also 650 foot tall in downtown tokyo, laughing my head off.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Manzinita on July 17, 2007, 04:49:13 AM
bill gates just so i can say i had a billion dallors
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 17, 2007, 02:03:54 PM
able to fly.
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Post by: Trey on July 17, 2007, 11:04:01 PM
Carlos Slim Helu so I could say I was richer than Bill Gates.
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 01:26:03 PM
aable to shut down disney channel
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 05:45:27 AM
made of candy
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Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:10:01 PM
able to eat a Taco made of candy.
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Post by: Maryjane Islands on August 10, 2007, 05:33:09 AM
really blazed.
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on August 10, 2007, 05:43:43 AM
I wish I was asleep, but my gf asked me to spam for her  :D
Title: Re: I wish I was...
Post by: Amy on September 01, 2007, 07:47:20 PM
I wish I was back in Canterbury already.