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Offline Mr.man

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hi `I`m new
« on: September 10, 2007, 09:02:06 PM »
hello I`m new
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Offline Larry

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 10:06:39 PM »
Well, that was remarkably concise.

Y'know, it's late, and I'm just going to let other people deal with this.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 11:45:21 PM »
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Offline Towlie

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 12:34:44 AM »
well we can tell your new because you posted this in the GAME AREA this belongs in the welcome area in the top of the menu
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Offline Romanar

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 12:41:12 AM »
Welcome anyway!  :)
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Offline Towlie

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 12:42:50 AM »
i like the placement of that message
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 05:54:08 PM »
So since it's in the game area we'll make it a game...

The "Hi I'm New" Game:

A person states something they're new to..

Larry:Hi, I'm the worlds newest windsurfer

and the next person predicts where this new hobby/talent/skill/whatever takes the person in the future and states what they're new to...

Taco:Larry and another windsurfer are eaten by a shark and the worlds first flying shark is born

I'm the worlds newest crack addict

So let's begin...

I'm the worlds newest criminal mastermind

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Offline Towlie

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2007, 06:11:24 PM »
gets busted and goes to jail and meets butch and Buba (tacos new cell mates)
im the newest evil genius
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Pachamama

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 06:45:05 PM »
pops a blood vessel and dies of a cerebral apoplexy.
I am the worlds newest guy on the run.
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Offline Risenbool

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »
You got to love new people that don't read.  Especially when they have been doing a little of this  :drunks: before they log in.
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Offline Risenbool

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 02:17:51 PM »
You got to love new people that don't read.  Especially when they have been doing a little of this  :drunks: before they log in.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 05:23:04 PM »
The newest guy on the run picked a bad time to start as he was standing in front of the grand canyon

I'm the newest person to travel by blimp
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Offline Bara

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 09:04:59 PM »
the blimp carshes and everybody dies


i'm the newest guy to play fallen earth
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2007, 03:46:57 AM »
Millions who said "This game couldn't possibly get any worse" are proven wrong.

I'm the worlds newest ninja robot assassin
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Offline Larry

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Re: hi `I`m new
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 10:50:46 AM »
The assassin programming conflicts with the Laws of Robotics, causing a critical malfunction.

I'm the world's newest space cowboy.
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