Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Mr.man on September 10, 2007, 09:02:06 PM
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hello I`m new
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Well, that was remarkably concise.
Y'know, it's late, and I'm just going to let other people deal with this.
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hello I`m new
I knew it!
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well we can tell your new because you posted this in the GAME AREA this belongs in the welcome area in the top of the menu
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Welcome anyway! :)
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i like the placement of that message
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So since it's in the game area we'll make it a game...
The "Hi I'm New" Game:
A person states something they're new to..
Larry:Hi, I'm the worlds newest windsurfer
and the next person predicts where this new hobby/talent/skill/whatever takes the person in the future and states what they're new to...
Taco:Larry and another windsurfer are eaten by a shark and the worlds first flying shark is born
I'm the worlds newest crack addict
So let's begin...
I'm the worlds newest criminal mastermind
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gets busted and goes to jail and meets butch and Buba (tacos new cell mates)
im the newest evil genius
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pops a blood vessel and dies of a cerebral apoplexy.
I am the worlds newest guy on the run.
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You got to love new people that don't read. Especially when they have been doing a little of this :drunks: before they log in.
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You got to love new people that don't read. Especially when they have been doing a little of this :drunks: before they log in.
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The newest guy on the run picked a bad time to start as he was standing in front of the grand canyon
I'm the newest person to travel by blimp
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the blimp carshes and everybody dies
i'm the newest guy to play fallen earth
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Millions who said "This game couldn't possibly get any worse" are proven wrong.
I'm the worlds newest ninja robot assassin
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The assassin programming conflicts with the Laws of Robotics, causing a critical malfunction.
I'm the world's newest space cowboy.
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faces off with the newest space outlaw and loses
i am the newest space outlaw
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what you don't want to be a space cowboy?
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He drives his robotic steed through a meteor ring and gets made to look like swiss cheese
i am the newest builder of meteor rings
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Unfortunately he builds his newest ring around a black hole and gets sucked in
I am the newest singularity in this sector.
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Who is soon crushed by a small dog.
I am the newest person to train dogs to eat singularities.
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The world's newest space cowboy forgot their helmet on the first... and consequently, last.... day.
I am the worlds newest klingon
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Live long and prosper my worthy friend
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The worlds newest klingon gets run over by a Borg cube.
I am the worlds newest borg cube pilot.
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Larry forgets his helmet and dies! :clap:
im the newest person to post here!