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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #135 on: April 08, 2007, 01:49:36 PM »
Granted, but her parents are with her.

I wish people could be more understanding towards the importance of thermonuclear warfare.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #136 on: April 08, 2007, 03:02:08 PM »
Granted, but they all start using it causing WWIII.

I wish that I was a god.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #137 on: April 08, 2007, 03:33:10 PM »
Granted, but you are a god of a long forgotten culture and due to lack of worship you no longer have any powers. And you're very, very bitter about it.

I wish that wishes I cast on shooting stars would come true.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #138 on: April 08, 2007, 03:35:38 PM »
Granted but you wished that you could get a closer look at the star and are crushed by it.

I wish Tacos were the national passtime
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #139 on: April 08, 2007, 03:42:17 PM »
Granted, it is, but there is nothing[/b] else.

I wish I had someone else physically present here to talk to
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #140 on: April 08, 2007, 03:50:53 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on April 08, 2007, 03:42:17 PM
Granted, it is, but there is nothing[/b] else.

I wish I had someone else physically present here to talk to


Sweet Taco only world, I see no problem with this.... why play baseball when you can play Taco ball? Drink beer when you have Tacohol? Enjoy the sun when a giant Taco warms the planet made of tacos... Sounds like a paradise to me...

Granted, but that person George Bush and he accuses you of being a witch because you have a remote control for you're TV. He tries to burn you at the steak resulting in a second degree burn and a waste of food.

I wish I had a tall glass of Tacohol right now....
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #141 on: April 08, 2007, 04:13:06 PM »
Granted, but it's just sulphuric acid you call "Tacohol" and you have to drink.

I wish I didn't have to play by myself all the time. :(
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #142 on: April 08, 2007, 04:38:38 PM »
Granted, but the people you now play with a huge jerks and you eventually go back to playing alone after so much annoyance.

I wish people would be nice to pandas.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #143 on: April 08, 2007, 05:39:17 PM »
Granted, but the Pandas are given too much bamboo and too many belly rubs and vomit themselves to death.

I wish I had a Lincoln sytle top hat.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #144 on: April 08, 2007, 05:45:27 PM »
Granted, but there is a bomb inside it and it kills you

i wish i was Boba Fett where he wasn't about 2 die, he wasn't already dead, and he nothing bad is about to happen to him  within 2 years
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #145 on: April 08, 2007, 06:59:28 PM »
Granted, you're Boba Fett as kid who falls into a well when he's six and there's no Lassie.

I wish our dog would eat properly.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #146 on: April 08, 2007, 10:06:05 PM »
Granter Properly's family sues you for wrongful death.

I wish people would stop making Boba Fett wishes.... You can't be Boba Fett unless something bad is about to happen to him. 1) It's the game 2)Even if it wasn't bad things would still happen because God hates Boba Fett... I wish Chuck Norris would fight Boba Fett
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #147 on: April 08, 2007, 10:10:56 PM »
Granted, they beat the crap out of eachother until they see you and decide that you would be much more fun as a punching bag

I wish I have a car
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #148 on: April 08, 2007, 10:21:49 PM »
Granted but it's a police car and the previous owners look kinda pissed.

I wish I could use nunchucks like Michelangelo
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #149 on: April 08, 2007, 11:21:02 PM »
Granted, but you can use them as well as the artist Michelangelo.

I wish I could sense others' emotions better.
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