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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2007, 01:55:55 PM »
Granted, but all anyone posts about are Chuck Norris jokes.

I wish the sky was pretty purple.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2007, 03:33:46 PM »
Granted but then the everyone else kill you beacuse of it

i wish i had Fallen Earth
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2007, 03:56:58 PM »
granted but u get over excited and die of a heart attack before u get a chance to play it

i wish i had super fast reactions
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2007, 04:01:01 PM »
Granted, but you have to sleep 23 hours a day to maintain them.

I wish people would stop making Chuck Norris jokes.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2007, 04:03:31 PM »
Granted but then Chuck Norris would kill you and then undo your wish.

I wish Tai was owned by me.
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Offline Zimmerwald

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2007, 05:01:50 PM »
Granted.  You now own nothing else.  No house, no clothes, no computer, no money.

I wish I could speed-read.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2007, 05:16:04 PM »
Granted, but you get a hundred papercuts from flipping the pages too fast and bleed to death.

I wish I had a red Lamborghini Diablo.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2007, 05:38:09 PM »
Granted, but the engine is missing and the paint is all that's keeping the rust together after it crossed the atlantic ocean...

I wish I got to meet anyone of those I have gotten to know over the web
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2007, 05:50:09 PM »
Granted, but they all turn out to be fat men in their 70's with a fetish for Swedish boys.

I wish I had my own library full of books.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2007, 06:07:10 PM »
(I feel sorry for the old fossiles in that case... I'm no boy anymore and I did my compulsory military service a few years ago >:-)
Granted, but they are all phone-books covering Murmansk, Hanoi and New Dehli, all written in the respective local languages of course...

I wish I could tickle ^ across the web O:-)

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2007, 06:32:37 PM »
Granted, but it turns out I weigh 647 pounds and your hand is swallowed by my tummy, never to be seen again.  (there should be a ridiculously overweight smiley to go here)

I wish I had a magic lamp that would grant me another wish.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2007, 07:10:14 PM »
Granted, but the female genie in it has a bad hair-day and also thinks you are too cute to let go of so she refuses to grant you any wishes that doesn't include her staying with you permanently ;D

I wish I weren't so lonely as often
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2007, 08:23:14 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on April 05, 2007, 07:10:14 PM
Granted, but the female genie in it has a bad hair-day and also thinks you are too cute to let go of so she refuses to grant you any wishes that doesn't include her staying with you permanently ;D

What's the negative side?

Granted, but the company you get is annoying as hell. And Norwegian.

I wish I had a genie like that.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2007, 08:41:27 PM »
Granted.  You had a genie like that.   :P

I wish for a poodle.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »
Granted, but greater powers misheard you so now you wet yourself and have a puddle.

I wish I'd be able to get up of bed so I can make myself dinner.
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