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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2007, 09:16:50 PM »
Granted, you manage to get out of the bed but you have nothing in the fridge and nothing in the freezer and since easter starts tomorrow the store closed two hours ago...

(Solnath, I have a classmate that is norwegian, there's nothing wrong with them, they just have funny accents and are a bit more crazy)

I wish my bags would pack themselves
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2007, 10:51:58 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on April 05, 2007, 09:16:50 PM
Granted, you manage to get out of the bed but you have nothing in the fridge and nothing in the freezer and since easter starts tomorrow the store closed two hours ago...

...and this is oh-so-true.

Granted, but you still lose them before reaching your destination.

I wish you all a happy Easter!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2007, 05:38:48 AM »
Granted, but it's easter 2046

I wish I stretch the 5 minutes before work to be as long as I please
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2007, 10:26:51 AM »
granted but the time ur at work stretches by the same proportion

i wish women bowed down at my feet
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2007, 12:01:36 PM »
Granted, one does before she amputates your gangrinous right foot...

I wish my Sabina would be here...
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2007, 01:48:10 PM »
Granted, but Sabina is radioactive so you die from leukemia.

I wish it wouldn't be so hot outside.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2007, 03:17:38 PM »
(it's much more likely she kills me through overheating ;D)
Granted, it's now hotter inside and you die from heat-stroke

I wish I had a collector's weapons-licence
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2007, 04:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Solnath on April 06, 2007, 01:48:10 PM
Granted, but Sabina is radioactive so you die from leukemia.

I wish it wouldn't be so hot outside.

You should move to the Yukon then, we still got snow on the ground.

Granted, but the government fees leave you too poor to afford any weapons to collect

I wish the snow would melt (and it is, just not as quickly as I'd like)
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2007, 04:47:17 PM »
Granted, but all water evaporates and blocks the sun for a century before dissipating into space.

I wish I wasn't so cold emotionally.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »
Granted, but it requires you to evaluate honestly why you are so emotionally cold and to have true dedication to changing that which you seek to change. As someone once told me and I now tell you "Be the change you seek"

I wish I could give honest advice without sounding like a cliche sage
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2007, 06:36:55 PM »
Granted, but it still doesn't help anyone.

I wish people wouldn't skip minor details that are in fact major.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2007, 07:17:58 PM »
granted and judjing by ur last 2 posts ur feeling kinda rough emotionally?
care to talk about it?

i wish PUR would dance around the pole i set up in the Taijitu Tavern
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2007, 07:22:42 PM »
Granted, but she won't strip.

Thanks for the offer, no AIM here though and I'm introverted.

I wish I'd meet George Carlin.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2007, 07:46:49 PM »
AIM? introverted?

granted

i wish the tavern attracted types who would dance round my pole

(think about the double meaning)
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2007, 07:49:12 PM »
Granted, but you've become a planet and it's your north pole.

(I'd rather not.)

I wish my memory would work better.
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