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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #315 on: July 22, 2007, 10:21:26 PM »
granted, but its a hot chick and he seduces you to sleep with her and your girlfriend comes home.

I wish I could get my gameflys right now.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #316 on: July 22, 2007, 10:37:32 PM »
OT: Umm... technically the second part of that would be impossible IRL and the first part is pretty much impossible too... but still.

Granted, but they only play around with eachother

I wish Someone besides Barak would answer the next one O:-)
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Offline Larry

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #317 on: July 22, 2007, 10:38:41 PM »
Granted, but now you have to put up with me.

I wish I could win this damn ninja/pirate war.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #318 on: July 22, 2007, 10:40:03 PM »
granted, but the pirates wage a guerrilla war, so you give up.

i wish the other pirates would come online and help us.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #319 on: July 22, 2007, 10:41:27 PM »
Granted, but only  if you jump overboard

I wish Barak had better timing sometimes
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #320 on: July 22, 2007, 10:42:45 PM »
OOC: Sorry, i have a Little sugar rush. 7 cookies and 3 Brownies can really give you a boost

granted, but im to good for you, so you get mad

I wish that i owned a Xbox 360.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #321 on: July 22, 2007, 10:45:16 PM »
Granted, but you go to prison for stealing it.

I wish I was a really good artist.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #322 on: July 22, 2007, 10:49:19 PM »
granted, but you are to only to one person

I wish i knew why Scarface had to die in the end of the movie.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #323 on: July 23, 2007, 09:41:09 PM »
Granted...you shot him.  (Yay, more jail time)

I wish I could win the lottery.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #324 on: July 30, 2007, 12:24:51 PM »
Granted.  You win the lottery and use all the money to pay off your extravagant gambling debts.

I wish I had a kitten named Chloe.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #325 on: July 30, 2007, 12:56:16 PM »
Granted, but she is extremely fond of climbing your curtains, furniture and attacking your toes all night long...

I wish I was less dependant on physical confirmation
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #326 on: July 30, 2007, 01:07:13 PM »
Granted, but now that you don't require physical confirmation at all your woman feels undesirable.

I wish pigs had wings.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #327 on: July 30, 2007, 01:14:24 PM »
Granted, you are suddenly hit by a half-pound pig turd falling from great height...

I wish I could be invisible at will
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #328 on: July 30, 2007, 01:23:40 PM »
Granted.  On one of the occasions upon which you have willed yourself invisible, you grandparents come into the room and, not realizing you're there, start getting undressed.  You are now scarred for life, dearie.

I wish this bag of Cheeto's was bigger (and full again).
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #329 on: July 30, 2007, 01:49:44 PM »
Granted, it's now so big you get lost in it and have to eat your way out getting congestion problems and an inflamed appendix in a few days...

I wish I could visit Al'
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