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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #300 on: June 11, 2007, 09:55:40 PM »
i wish the breats werent deformed....
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #301 on: July 03, 2007, 09:46:19 PM »
Yo no entiendo...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #302 on: July 19, 2007, 06:14:53 AM »
Your wish is granted, but no one knows what it means so they just fill you full of ham sandwiches and throw you into the sun.

I wish my space ship worked
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #303 on: July 19, 2007, 01:47:22 PM »
granted, but its crappy and it blows up.

I wish i could fly.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #304 on: July 19, 2007, 04:37:02 PM »
You can...just like Icarus.  Then you go too close to the sun, your wings burn off, and you plummet.

I wish my pillow was softer...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #305 on: July 20, 2007, 06:05:44 PM »
Granted.  Your pillow is now so soft your head sinks right down to mattress level and offers zero comfort.

I wish I had nine arms.  Bitchin'.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #306 on: July 20, 2007, 06:08:24 PM »
Your wish is my command...good luck ever walking through a door again.

I wish Harry Potter wasn't going to be finished in 13 hours.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #307 on: July 20, 2007, 06:19:30 PM »
Granted.  Every copy of book 7 on the planet burns and no more are ever made; this way it will never end.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #308 on: July 20, 2007, 06:21:28 PM »
*Well, I guess I'd have to look at those online screenshots, then.*

And your wish is...?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #309 on: July 20, 2007, 06:34:16 PM »
Damn, sorry.  Distracted.  ::)

I wish my stapler was full of vodka.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #310 on: July 20, 2007, 10:49:26 PM »
Granted...now every paper you staple has a noticeable splotch in the top...you do that once on an envelope, and the combination of envelope "sticky stuff" and vodka sends noxious fumes into the air that knocks you out.

I wish I had a time machine.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #311 on: July 22, 2007, 03:44:15 PM »
Granted, but the time machine only has an on/off switch. Moving it to the off position stops time.

I wish people'd get it.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #312 on: July 22, 2007, 04:46:03 PM »
Granted, but 'it' happens to be selected parts of your body.

I wish I get a job soon
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #313 on: July 22, 2007, 09:41:57 PM »
granted but its a male hooker.

I wish i could have more cookies.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #314 on: July 22, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »
Granted, but they are all singed and the baker's apprentice managed to use salt instead of sugar...

I wish I had someone here to help me clean the house tomorrow
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