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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2007, 10:14:16 AM »
Granted, but the amount of happiness dulls you and you feel nothing at all, ever after.

I wish people would just stop fighting and dance it out.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2007, 10:29:25 AM »
granted but all the males are now gay (cos lets face it the straight 1's of us wudn't do tht!)

i wish i could type super fast
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2007, 10:32:21 AM »
Granted, but you wouldn't be able to type anything properly.

I wish all goes well on my date this afternoon.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2007, 10:35:19 AM »
granted

(i dn't hv the heart to wish anythin nasty on u after u've wished tht - so goood luck!)

i wish there was no such thing as physical defects
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2007, 10:36:58 AM »
Granted, but mental defects substitute them, tenfold.

(Thanks, ;D)

I wish my flatmate would finally show up so that we can go shopping, yay!
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2007, 12:11:11 PM »
i wish spring break would go on forever
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2007, 12:34:59 PM »
granted but you miss all the fun and still die even though everyone else lives forever and has a jolly time.

i wish i had a green dress, but not a real grean dress because thats cruel.

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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2007, 01:27:45 PM »
Granted, but it doesn't fit.

I wish I don't miss my bus.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2007, 02:40:18 PM »
granted but there's a nutter with a couple of grenades - but dn't worry ur date (mentioned above) saves the day

wahey!
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2007, 04:35:39 PM »
"Wahey" is granted, which is an ancient word for "Ten thousand kicks to the face" but the person losses track and gives you 15,000 kicks to the face.

I wish pot were legal.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2007, 05:13:52 PM »
Granted, but marihuana harvests suddenly fail, permanently.

I wish for world peace in the RP.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2007, 07:11:20 PM »
wheresoever - r u takin the piss about wahey cos i actually wikipedia'd it

granted but no 1 is ever aloud to start an argument and life becomes boring - also no 1 eva confronts ppl about something that bothers thm so evry 1 hates evry 1

i wish it was easier to keep in touch with friends
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2007, 09:08:24 PM »
Hey Orsis, I just took the last word in your post (since you didn't put a wish down) and tried to think up something humorous for it to mean. So that's what I came up with.

I wish my humor would always translate.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2007, 05:09:20 AM »
Granted, but only to Dalmatian.

I wish today will be a nice day.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2007, 01:53:06 PM »
wheresoever - i thought thts wot u did but wasn't sure so asked

granted but all other days are horrible

i wish i could be invisible
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