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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #270 on: April 19, 2007, 12:56:20 PM »
I don't need wishes, I am reality.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #271 on: April 19, 2007, 01:01:44 PM »
That I created from my Pr0ness.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #272 on: April 19, 2007, 01:48:50 PM »
That is derived from the existence of the IPU.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #273 on: April 19, 2007, 01:52:16 PM »
That I also created.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #274 on: April 20, 2007, 05:23:28 AM »
To fix my past error, I wish I had someone to  :fight: with.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #275 on: April 20, 2007, 11:50:19 AM »
Granted, but he thinks of it as foreplay.

I wish turtles had pretty wings to fly.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #276 on: April 20, 2007, 12:36:04 PM »
Granted, but they keep chewing them off in mid-air and crashing through your window and landing in your undie-drawer along with the broken glass... :trout:

I wish I had the means to liberate my girlfriend from her tyrranical mother (OOC: And please don't involve her father in the reply)
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #277 on: April 20, 2007, 12:39:11 PM »
Granted.  You have the means, but not the opportunity.  (I feel bad being mean on that wish, though! :'()

I wish the turtles I wished for before wouldn't chew their wings; they're too cute!
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #278 on: April 20, 2007, 05:06:40 PM »
Granted, but they form a Marxist society and take over the world with the help of O.M.G. Cute Turtles Unlimited, with O.M.G. being short for "Opportunity, Methods, Goals." (For some reason. ???)

I wish I could organise my papers a bit better.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #279 on: April 20, 2007, 05:24:10 PM »
Granted, but the government takes out a patent on your innovative organization methods and screw you out of the profits.

I wish politicians were incapable of lying.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #280 on: April 20, 2007, 05:30:27 PM »
Granted, but as a result people vote only for nationalist extremists who are the only ones who dare to say anything.

I wish the Revolution would come already.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #281 on: April 20, 2007, 05:46:57 PM »
Granted, but it's the Teletubby Revolution.  Welcome to hell.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #282 on: April 20, 2007, 05:50:55 PM »
Granted, but it's a chocolate Chip cookie, containing a black boy scout.

I wish for a pillow buddy, right here beside me.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #283 on: April 20, 2007, 06:05:06 PM »
Granted, but it's Buddy the ape.

I wish for a ream of pretty green paper.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #284 on: April 20, 2007, 06:15:17 PM »
Granted, but even though the paper is pretty, getting reamed by it leads to serious paper-cuts.

I wish Neela was here.
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