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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #225 on: April 11, 2007, 08:08:38 PM »
Granted, but without the spigot it gets messy.

I wish Pac Man would do a rap video of a remixed country song done in a classical jazz style
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #226 on: April 11, 2007, 08:15:11 PM »
granted but it is so bad, it casues genocide and it is all your fualt so you are killed

i wish i had 1000 more posts
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #227 on: April 11, 2007, 08:19:06 PM »
Granted but they all contain kiddie porn and you go to jail for a long time and make a lot of people very angry and murderous to you

I wish I could bath in chocolate
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #228 on: April 11, 2007, 08:30:31 PM »
Granted, but it's costly. Feel free to, by the way, very relaxing.

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #229 on: April 11, 2007, 08:37:56 PM »
Granted but it was bad mouthing you.

I wish some sexy lady would join me in my chocolate bath
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #230 on: April 11, 2007, 10:11:11 PM »
Granted, but once you start feeling her up it turns out "She" couldn't afford more than the upper body sex-change this time around... (God I'm evil)

I wish there was something interesting on Tv
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #231 on: April 11, 2007, 10:21:03 PM »
(How's that evil?)

Congratulations, you now like TV Shop or Handel or whatever they call it there.

I wish I wasn't so hyper. Wheeeeeeeeee.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #232 on: April 11, 2007, 11:04:18 PM »
Granted, but you sink into debauchery and sloth and end up taking coke to relive the good old days.

I wish I was dead.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #233 on: April 11, 2007, 11:06:54 PM »
Granted, but I resurrect you and give you a reason to live. Served.

I wish I had signed up for citizenship earlier.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #234 on: April 12, 2007, 12:37:05 AM »
Granted, but you also get exiled earlier as a result

I wish the war between these two  :fight: would finally end
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #235 on: April 12, 2007, 02:06:47 AM »
Granted, but now they're drunks  :drunks: .

I wish someone would completely PWN the games forum again...
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #236 on: April 12, 2007, 05:45:04 AM »
Granted, but the Pwnage was so intense, that the everyone else has to dock and cover, thus being unable to experience this awesome event.

I wish the word Pwn and all its variations would be completely taken out of people's vocabulary.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #237 on: April 12, 2007, 07:55:43 AM »
Granted, but only to be replaced by kumquats.

I wish I remembered my dreams.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #238 on: April 12, 2007, 12:48:16 PM »
Granted, but it turns out you've been dreaming visions of horrific futures wherein Paris Hilton becomes the empress of Earth and enforces total whoredom on the women of the world.  Enjoy the rampant STDs!

I wish I had a pet kitten.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #239 on: April 12, 2007, 01:05:08 PM »
Granted, but it's actually Satan in disguise and every time you pet it, you lose a part of your soul until you become a mindless wraith.

I wish mood swings wouldn't be this frequent.
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