Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

News: Devote pure conscience to forum maintenance like the martyr Limitless Events!

« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 23

Author Topic: Granted Wishes  (Read 12918 times)

Offline orsis

  • *
  • Posts: 494
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2007, 03:42:30 PM »
granted - but only temporarily

i wish i had superhuman strength and speed

oh yeah, and endurance, so i can last a VERY long time during whatever energetic exercises i choose to do (hmm - i wonder what that will be?)
Logged
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 04:06:46 PM »
Granted but you new superhuman strength causes you do accidently rip the head off a puppy and you are executed for puppycide.

I wish lobsters were cute
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 04:14:06 PM »
Orsis, you take me too seriously.

Wheresoever, your wish has been grrrrrrrrrrrrrrranted.

However, they are quickly hunted to extinction for their cute shells.

I wish I had something non-alcoholic to drink.
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline orsis

  • *
  • Posts: 494
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2007, 05:38:45 PM »
i take u too seriously? Now thats good news

wish granted - its mercury

i wish i could just think of a meal and it would appear on my plate perfectly cooked
Logged
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Zimmerwald

  • *
  • Posts: 2414
  • Demon Barber of Taijitu
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2007, 05:41:40 PM »
Granted.  You can now think of nothing but food.

I wish I could understand Hebrew.
Logged


ProP Spokesperson

Offline orsis

  • *
  • Posts: 494
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2007, 05:43:44 PM »
wish granted however it becomes a dead language and is useless - i wish i was a telepath
Logged
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Zimmerwald

  • *
  • Posts: 2414
  • Demon Barber of Taijitu
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2007, 05:45:55 PM »
Granted.  You work in a hospice for the brain-dead, and die of boredom yourself.

I wish I could eat bread.
Logged


ProP Spokesperson

Offline Ryazania

  • *
  • Posts: 1318
  • Resident Hardass
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2007, 12:01:41 AM »
You can, but now the bread is moldy and kills you.

I wish I got paid more.
Logged
Economic Left/Right: 9.65
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.37

Proud Constitutionalist

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

Tyrants from Hitler to Mao to Stalin have sought to disarm their own citizens, for the simple reason that unarmed people are easier to control.

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2007, 12:47:51 AM »
Granted, but you get paid in sulfuric acid.

I wish I'd pass my driver's exam today.
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2007, 02:10:49 AM »
Granted, but insurance on a car is really expensive.

I wish I could wish for something which can not be turned into a negative, cannot be used to kill me, and has an overall pleasant effect.
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Ryazania

  • *
  • Posts: 1318
  • Resident Hardass
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2007, 02:12:31 AM »
Granted. You are able to wish that, but it never comes true.

I wish Ohio State beats Florida tonight. I detest Gator fans.
Logged
Economic Left/Right: 9.65
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.37

Proud Constitutionalist

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

Tyrants from Hitler to Mao to Stalin have sought to disarm their own citizens, for the simple reason that unarmed people are easier to control.

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2007, 02:16:04 AM »
Granted, but Ohio never wins a match in anything. Ever.

I wish for three scrolls of genocide.
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline Ryazania

  • *
  • Posts: 1318
  • Resident Hardass
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2007, 02:20:37 AM »
That twist of events actually doesn't bother me at all, since I'm a Bama fan.

Granted, but since I don't have a clue as to what you're talking about, I'm giving you scrolls depicting genocide. Then they blow up.

I wish I knew why I was spamming.
Logged
Economic Left/Right: 9.65
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.37

Proud Constitutionalist

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

Tyrants from Hitler to Mao to Stalin have sought to disarm their own citizens, for the simple reason that unarmed people are easier to control.

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2007, 02:43:54 AM »
Granted, but the reason depresses you so much that you commit suicide.

Scrolls of genocide are from Nethack, read one, pick a species and they're gooooone.

I wish I had a faerie dragon as my loyal familiar.
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline orsis

  • *
  • Posts: 494
Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2007, 10:11:13 AM »
Granted but its over protective and eats all ur boyfriends

i wish there was such a thing as happily ever after
Logged
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 23
« previous next »