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Offline Zimmerwald

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2007, 07:00:20 PM »
Granted, but you never figure out how.

I wish for a sturgeon.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2007, 08:16:20 PM »
granted but he kills you.

i wish i knew how to spell
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2007, 08:19:02 PM »
Granted! Unfortunately your mom thinks she can achieve it by jamming a dictionary in your brain. You die shortly later.

I wish for a robot.

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2007, 08:20:18 PM »
Granted but little boys take you apart and sell you for scraps

I wish I could sing like Barbra Streisand.
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2007, 08:23:36 PM »
Granted! Later your throat is ripped out by killer racoons, leaving you alive and tormented that you could sing like Barbra Streisand for only a few seconds.

I wish for untold riches and fame.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2007, 08:27:32 PM »
Granted! But after 15 min Microsoft sues you for everything you own and you kill yourself

I wish I had a huge.................................brain.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2007, 08:28:45 PM »
Granted, but your neck snaps under the weight and you die.

I wish people like Götterdämmerung.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2007, 08:33:37 PM »
Granted, but then people realize, WTF is Götterdämmerung.

I wish I knew what Götterdämmerung was.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2007, 08:39:01 PM »
Granted, but you have to google for Ragnarök to find out.

I wish you all a slow death and a quick ride to hell. :P
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2007, 08:43:57 PM »
Grant. But your along for the ride.

I wish you would be nice.
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2007, 08:46:24 PM »
Granted! Solnath is so nice she offers you a quick death.

I wish I had Photoshop.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2007, 08:49:31 PM »
Granted! But you dont know how to use it and when you hire someone to teach you, instead you get castrated

I wish I had a new computer
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2007, 09:04:11 PM »
Granted! Its falls of a Russian space station and lands on a panda.

I wish I had a personnel jesus.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2007, 09:05:38 PM »
Granted, but Human Resources claims it as their property and they off-shore it to the Philippines.

I wish you people would chill a bit.
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2007, 09:08:04 PM »
Granted! The chill created freezes over the North Atlantic, creating a new ice age.

I wish I had a Tomato.
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