Hello neighboring Nations, having just flown my entire country to a secluded island just off the coast of mainland Taijitu, i would like to take the time to greet you all,
Yes, Dictator though I am, I am the right kind of Dictator, the one who has his peoples best interests at heart, yes I may behave like Doctor Evil most of the time, but this is an unfair comparison, I don't even have a secret volcano lair, (under-construction) Hope we will all get along splendidly, and those who don't get along get mysteriously vapourised from a giant "moon-laser".
