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Offline Turdganistan

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Greetings.
« on: March 23, 2007, 06:31:10 AM »
An official statement from the nation's Foreign Minister, Obiwan Jabroni:

"We wish to state our intentions to join the international community of Taijitu. The Supreme Mullah of the nation has had a vision of Saint Aliroushi Alilimbali, who has told him to do this. Being a faithful follower of correct visions (which have nothing to do with the blasphemous lies of the Leader's supposed hookah addiction), the choice has been made to follow the advice of the the vision of Saint Alilimbali and avoid the wrath of the Holy Gods of Wemed. The Supreme Mullah, Alibushi Turdmanbashi, sends his personal regards to his fellow Taijitu heads of state and looks forward to long years of fruitful international cooperation."

http://www.nationstates.net/turdganistan
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 06:44:23 AM by Turdganistan »
Supreme Mullah Omar Alibushi Turdmanbashi's thought for the day: Illegal immigrants must beware of being shot back over the border from a catapult.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

Offline kor

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 11:33:19 AM »
Hello and Welcome to Taijitu!



Offline Gulliver

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 11:41:52 AM »
As Minister of the Community, I would like to welcome you warm-heartedly to Taijitu Turdganistan :)

You might be interested in some of the following...

The How To Section: Consulting some of the posted stickies here might provide you with an answer for some of your questions, and ought to help you off to a good start.

Office of the Minister of the Community If you are at any time lost, have any questions, or need help, have a complaint this is the place to go. I will be more than happy to assist you in whatever way I can.

Games: An urge to spam? Just need something to do while you wile away the minutes? Then the game thread is the place for you. Especially useful for building up your post count.

Office of the Minister of Internal Affairs: This is where you want to go if you wish to obtain a Taijitu citizenship. Very simple to obtain, and very much something that you want to obtain if you wish to pursue and ever more in depth approach to Taijitu. In particular, it opens the way to Taijitu’s political realm, and affords you certain rights and privelages.

The Senate: The heart of Taijitu politics and legislation, it is open to any that have met some rather simple requirements. If you have held citizenship for fifteen days, you can apply for membership in the Senate.

And one of my personal favorites to finish...

Roleplay: Perhaps one of the best I know of in NS, it’s worth checking out if you are so inclined. And don’t forget that wonderful map which Oz has blessed us with. Just remember: you need to have 30 posts, provide a link to your nation, and give coordinates.

I hope that’s enough to get you on your feet and started, but if there is any questions you have, any help you need, don’t hesitate to ask. I am more than willing to help :D

Offline Turdganistan

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 05:12:42 PM »
Thanks.  :clap:
Supreme Mullah Omar Alibushi Turdmanbashi's thought for the day: Illegal immigrants must beware of being shot back over the border from a catapult.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

Offline Eluvatar

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 03:27:22 AM »
Heh hello there! I hope you find one of those many things useful :)
                                 
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Offline Turdganistan

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 06:23:45 PM »
Thanks!

I'll get the hang of things eventually, then we'll all be the best of friends.  :drunks:
Supreme Mullah Omar Alibushi Turdmanbashi's thought for the day: Illegal immigrants must beware of being shot back over the border from a catapult.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

Offline Wazuu!

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Re: Greetings.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 10:40:47 PM »
Welcome to the ... neighbourhood?  :-P