welcome here is my guide to Taijitu:
Allama prophesizing the future while doing a table dance.
G-C handing out copies of his revised version of the Communist Manifesto done in red crayon.
Myroria telling everyone they are wrong for not voting for Hanso in the delegate elections.
The G-Rebellion bringing out the Spanish Inquisition (pretend you didn't suspect them).
S-Dixie handing out free shots of moonshine just to get you hooked.
Akka-Wakka and those crazy pink waffles.
Delfos explaining why the Portuguese are the chosen race while doing handstands.
Soly denouncing nonbelievers while attempting to swindle you out of hard earned Tai.
and of course myself keeping them all motivated with LSD and hookers.
hope you stay for awhile. also just relax and enjoy yourselves and just so its somewhere:
DON'T
PANIC