ooc: It is a wonderful thing called school. I value my education.
The Lord Patron, the leader of the Church of Algerianbania, knelt in front of the make-shift alter in his hotel room. After bowing low to the ground before a small bronze panda, rearing towards the sky, ready to strike down all foe in its way. That panda had no name. It was just a panda, which represented the country of Algerianbania. Some said that the Holy Father was saved from wolves by a panda when he was a boy. It was for this reason that all who were going into battle or in a situation where they need protection asked the Holy Father to send the panda to them. He was also sent for political reasons, as he represent the country.
The Lord Patron rose and began to speak,"May you Holy Father send you protector to help me. Send your guardian and savor to me, as I shall need his strength and courage in the fight ahead." The man kissed the panda on the forehead, and then kissed another large statue, in the center of the altar. This was the Holy Father, the one and only god, who sent spirits to help his subjects succeed on life.
Leaving the room, the Lord Patron entered a limo, which already held the Bishop of Nikin. They conversed on the way to the basilica, both anxious to not make huge fools of themselves for not following Christianity. Once the limo arrived at its destination, a herald stepped out, opened the large doors, and announced the arrival of Algerianbanian delegates. The Lord Patron and his companion stepped out of the vehicle and walked hastily into the building.