Mesdames et Messieurs,
A lot are saying that Nation States is dying. We mean to speak against them and present you with an exciting project: at the initiative of our own native pink flamingo aka korni, well-known in the international world as a skilled Minister of External Affairs and fluffy-winged cutie, we give you Taijitu's own newspaper *crosses fingers: Pha, let it be a shameless tabloid*.
Through this organ, you will be informed about what happens around us and be manipulated through shameless and malicious reports by our evil government. It is here where you can place your adds, look for an innocent beauty to marry you for the correct amount of Tais or just be interviewed in case you cause any noticeable mayhem and become interesting for our ever-scouting reporters.
Enjoy and don't hesitate to give us a hand.
I give you, the one and only, chief editor......Kooooooooorni!
