Unfortunately, events are conspiring against me, so it will be almost impossible for me to successfully participate in NaNoWriMo this year. However, I decided at the last minute that this is really no excuse, and I may as well have a go.
So, yeah.
Locked and loaded. Under another assumed name, of course.
Because I suddenly decided to take part in this about ten minutes ago, I have no plot figured out at all. I don't even have a genre or a title. As such, I'm going to be making it up on the spot, and the finished work will likely be unreadable. Nevertheless, I'll give it my best shot.