I'm not unhappy, they never tell you that you're marrying your mother-in-law.
I'm not Because that hag has been ejected out of both our lives for more than four years and counting
"ejected", did you kill her?
No, but she's essentially trapped in her apartment, living off wellfare 700km away from us due to technophobia and other mental and physical issues and has no means to locate us without asking strangers for help (which she has a phobia of doing) So as my SO sent a letter to her cutting all bonds and switching SIM-card in the phone, all ties were cut.
And yes Lindi' that has been discussed in my current relationship and would be an option if it'd be legal by the time we found more people to love. (Though kids/steph kids are out of the question anyway)