We all know that Jar Jar is a Cylon who has infiltrated the USS Enterprise.
Sent by Sauron to kill Harry Potter.
Who was sent to save Captain Jack Sparrow?
Who's mission was to seduce Legolas
But really only to get him some sweet lightsaber action.
Also this almost makes me want to start a new quote pyramid.
AND BUILD IT TO THE FUCKING STARS!
To boldly go where no huu-man has gone before!
Hacking HAL-9000 with Johnny Mnemonic aboard a light cycle.
yeah... fuckin'.... totally. AND CYBORG DINOSAURS WITH LASER CANNONS
Headed by He-Man wielding Voltrons Sword of Thundara to destroy the Decepticons
